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Song Parodies -> "Won't Fail Today"

Original Song Title:

"Come Sail Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"Won't Fail Today"

Parody Written by:

SwimPuff165

The Lyrics

I'm failing these days
Saw all of my grades and they're just so bad
'Cause I want to be glad
And to pass the test and to not feel sad

For I am a senior, who'll graduate
I'll push through my homework won't hesitate
And I'll study, Oh man, I'll study on

I look at teacher
Equations on the board are a big feature
Do math, do lang
I think that my classmates, just don't give a dang

We studied hard through grade school, as our childhood goes
But somehow I missed out on that 100 score
And I'll study, Oh man, I'll study on

My mom and dad so dearly appeared right by my side
They told to me these greats words of hope as I'm their joy and pride

They said: won't fail today, won't fail today, won't fail to today for us, friends
won't fail today, won't fail today, won't fail to today for us
won't fail today, won't fail today, won't fail to today for us, son
won't fail today, won't fail today, won't fail to today for us

I greatly thanked them for their help, and much to my surprise
I got a downright A+, could not believe my eyes

I sang: won't fail today, won't fail today, won't fail to today for us, friends
won't fail today, won't fail today, won't fail to today for us
won't fail today, won't fail today, won't fail to today for us
won't fail today, won't fail today, won't fail to today for us
won't fail today, won't fail today, won't fail to today for us
won't fail today, won't fail today, won't fail to today for us
won't fail today, won't fail today, won't fail to today for us
won't fail today, won't fail today, won't fail to today for us
won't fail today, won't fail today, won't fail to today for us

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