Corn on the cob, drenched in lots'a gravy
Is how these folk live their lives
You are a redneck if your brothers share their name
Let's meet the stars of the show
He's born down in Georgia, my friends call him Jeff
I see folk laugh at his jokes
He says you are redneck, if you act this way
And then I'm blue in the face

They talk 'bout: Fartin' bears, Redneck fary tales
Foxworthy hunts for some dinner
Then he picks one word from our dictionary
Jeff Foxworthy's a Blue Collar man

Pawnee, Nebraska, a Cable Guy lives
I don't mean Jim Carrey, man
This guy got laughs on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour
This guy's a hot shot, he did some

Shakespeare translations, they're wrong
Why would Hamlet talk 'bout fartin' bears?
Also revised Little Red Riding Hood
The Cable Guy's a Blue Collar man

Funniest sh*t I have seen in my life
Another joke is only a heartbeat away
Redneck jokes, can they be all hilarious?
I close my eyes from laughing incredibly hard!!!

(Guitar/Banjo solo)

They can't find the remote, that sketch was a blast!
I laugh harder than I did before
Who is that other guy who plays on the show?
Bill Engvall is a Blue Collar Man

(Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha)
He's from Galveston, Texas!
(He's hilarious
You might be redneck
Ha ha ha ha
ha ha .... Repeat laughs)

I'd watch it all night, till I'm blue in the face
Until I fall off the cou-ou-ouch
If it takes all night, I need a good laugh
From episodes of Blue Collar,
Gotta have that Blue Collar,
Episodes of Blue Collar TV

You might be a redneck!