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Song Parodies -> "A Good Old Stock Car Race"

Original Song Title:

"The Hockey Song"

Original Performer:

Stompin' Tom Connors

Parody Song Title:

"A Good Old Stock Car Race"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

This is another NASCAR parody, my second one of 2015, and it's a spin on Stompin' Tom Connors' 1973 hit, "The Hockey Song", also known as "Good Old Hockey Game". Here, NASCAR is the "good old stock car race".
Hello out there, we're on the air, NASCAR is on tonight
The tension grows, the green flag shows, and Dale Jr.'s out of sight
Jeff hits a bump with a giant thump as he starts the high-speed chase
'Cause there's no crowd like the one you find at a good old stock car race
Well, a good old stock car race isn't just a high-speed chase
It's not just a high-speed chase, it's a good old stock car race
The leaders dash by in a flash, with Junior close behind
The eighty-eight's up to 4th place; I'm about to lose my mind
Danica is off the track; she just can't keep the pace
Just a hundred laps left to run in this good old stock car race
Well, a good old stock car race isn't just a high-speed chase
It's not just a high-speed chase, it's a good old stock car race
(Rick Allen: Welcome to the final race of the 2015 NASCAR Chase for the Sprint Cup!)
The white flag's out, just one more lap left at the Homestead track
Now Newman leads, but now you see Dale Jr. make his attack
There's the checkered flag, it's in the bag, Dale Jr. wins the race
Dale Earnhardt, Jr.'s finally won the NASCAR Sprint Cup Chase!

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