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Song Parodies -> "There's No Worse Thing I Could Do"

Original Song Title:

"There Are Worse Thing I Could Do"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stockard Channing

Parody Song Title:

"There's No Worse Thing I Could Do"

Parody Written by:

Cookie-man

The Lyrics

I wrote this in honor of our new neighbors in the office building where I work. We never had problems with our people flushing the toilet in the restroom, but as soon as a new company moved in the problems started.
There's no worse thing I could do, than have to go and stare at poo
They go in and use the pot, walk outside, must have forgot
That they need to flush it too. Really don't want to see your poo.

Not just girls also the guys, I'm surprised that there aren't flies
Skidmarks in the toilet bowl, didn't flush hey don't ya know
Must you refuse to flush the poo?, that's a thing I'd never do

Before they moved in things were right, Bathrooms clean and fresh and
bright.
Nice clean toilets every day, cuz we flush our stuff away
Our folks know just what to do.

Need to show them how to be, gotta flush both poo and pee
If they would I think I'd cry, maybe curl right up and die
If they learned what they never knew
Wouldn't quite know what to do, if they flushed away their poo!

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Ashkicksass - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Gross...but hilarious! It's like we work in the same building or something, I swear! Well done!
Arwen - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I, too, can relate. As much as I'm cringing at all the visuals, Cookie...I have to give you top marks...(and I'm not taking the skid variety)...Excellent!!!
Cookie-man - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comments! I am pretty new at this but really do enjoy it. :)
Wicked Green Queen - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree whole-heartedly with your song! I try NOT to have to use public toilets. Especially at carnivals-I mean... bathrooming in little trailers, or port-i-potties- that smell just like what you just did in them. The rotten smell, it just never goes away!

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