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Song Parodies -> "Boozy Man, Legless Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Boogie On Reggae Woman"

Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Boozy Man, Legless Woman"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i might just lose my cookies
right upon the floor
i like to act unruly
drink and holler for more

i might get retchy
cause i drink too fast, you see
but i can't match up to you
you swig so hurriedly

boozy man, legless woman
gut ain't strong on me
boozy man, legless woman
baby outdrinks me

a bottle for both of us
fall, reekin', when drunk
a zig-zag pattern, makin'
until we go kerplunk

knew we would !

so throttled, both of us
crawl, cause we are stunned
i've never seen you use a straw
you just unhinge your jaw

boozy man, legless woman
oh, so strong, this brew
boozy man, legless woman
we've been actin' coo-coo

am i straight ?
am i straight ?
no !

boozy man, legless woman
hard to keep up with you
boozy man, legless woman
no denyin' we're stewed

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John Barry - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
No denyin', this is funny.
renaldo - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
"I've never seen you use a straw, you just unhinge your jaw". That's hilarious! That visual is gonna stick with me for a while. After the binge, would they be a woozy man, keg-less woman? 555 bottles of beer on the wall.
Stan Hall - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
UWTOS, but considered just as poesy, all "renaldo" said. (Reminds me of the beer-from-baby-bottle race I routinely won years ago at my community pool's annual 7/4 celebration. The secret, of course--retained from college-days practice at the same game--was to immediately bite off the nipple and chug the tsunamic rush tus released. The slow study competitors who never tumbled to it were just ... well, suckers.) :-)
AFW - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Paints a very funny scenario
Andy Primus - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
No booze from me - cheers
alvin - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks john....thanks renaldo...glad ya enjoyed....thanks never tried that trick....thanks AFW.....thanks andy
Christie Marie M - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Hilarious!! Great parody like always, Alvin! I especially love the "am i straight?" lines. It also reminds me of that frat party I went to in college. 555!!!
alvin - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks least you CAN remember your first frat party
COOga-RaCha - November 05, 2008 - Report this comment
sir Alvin, Duke o'Dice, this is `CABO-WABO~ for sure, Sir !
alvin - November 06, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks COOga-RaCha

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