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Song Parodies -> "These Three Watches"

Original Song Title:

"These Three Words"

Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"These Three Watches"

Parody Written by:

Fitu Petaia

The Lyrics

When was the last place
you replaced my watch
In the bathroom or in the washing maching somewhere
When was the last place
you replaced my watch
In The Restraunt or in the movies somewhere

My watch could a been stuck in the tub
The kids couldn't made the bird eat my watch
Wheres my watch you were trying to find the time
You could a left it somewhere at Target
Someone musta put it in someones purse

Where was the last place
You re-placed my watch
In Tower Records or In The liquor stores somewhere
Where was the last place
You re-placed my watch
In the Safeway or in the Century Plaza 10 somewhere

The one who could a pooped on it
Its no deal unless you find one on amazon. com
You could a left it at school in the bagpack
Its my fault because i should a done something about it
How is somebody gonna order it online on phone,

These Three Watches
Lost and founded
These Three Watches
Too much beeping
These Three Watches
On the timing
The watch maybe in the church somewhere

I know a cousin
Who's sister had a cent for a watch
They both had no clue weither it was dirty
And yet the time was screwed for goodness saint
And it seems to be a price of crap for one and another
They always claim and argue about not having watches
The watches cost a lot for who's to pay
I don't need a watch because i'll lose it seriously
Either one i'm gonna get one with low price

These Three Watches
Nobody cares about those watches
These Three Watches
Who's gonna lose the watch
These Three Watches
One gets off loaded electricuted
These Three Watches
I'll trip on them and brake a bone
These Three Watches
They're off to expensive and no low price

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Police Parody - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
The only thing i wish I had was 3 watches not 1 watch, just playing

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