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Song Parodies -> "Old Timer Cousin"

Original Song Title:

"Part Time Lover"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Old Timer Cousin"

Parody Written by:

Fitu Petaia

The Lyrics

You punched me, and you broke my vase
When you lied you'd take me to the park
Your cousins said badwords, Old Time Cousin

You took a girl's good purse,
When your XBOX went outta batteries
Your car was jumping up and down, Old Time Cousin

The days were good when school started to begin
When mama gave us lots of toys on Christmas
And our brother picked us up from school
The boys would watch us do our funky karate

Paint trouble was the worst, going on trips
Going to the store while spilling the whole coffee almonds
Teacher being drunk and died, Old Time Cousin

Internet with shaving cream all over the place
Daddy being told once or twice or the next minute
Us send for late lunch and drinks, Old Time Cousin

The days were good, when school begin to start
When mama gave us lots of toys on Christmas
And our brother picking us up from school
The boys would watch us do funky karate

The days were good, when school begin to start
When mama gave us lots of toys on Christmas
And our brother picking us up from school
The boys would watch us do funky karate

Being in softball was good,Doing letters to say sorry for what i did
Kids going to the zoo, and mama spraying perfume
Dressing up for holloween while throwing a pumpkin at the taxi cab
Old Time Cousin

Screaming and bitting at me was a pain
Watching the news in pure spanish and french
Pillow Fight at the girls and the parents and the boys
Old Time Cousins

Church with singing and praying
Old Time Cousin
Getting sick and not feeling good
Old Time Cousin

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