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Song Parodies -> "Rock, Paper, Scissors"

Original Song Title:

"Signed, Sealed, Delivered (I'm Yours)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Rock, Paper, Scissors"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

Two brothers decide everything with a match of rock paper, scissors. EVERYTHING!
Intro: Ah hey!
Oh no, baby…

Verse 1: When the time has come to mow the lawn
And we’re arguin’ who this chore falls on
Oooo maybe, here’s the plan
Rock, paper, scissors
It’s yours! (mmm…)
Now it’s time to flush out grandma’s eyes
Tear ducts bad, and now they’re red and dry
Ewww, Granny
Show our hands
Rock, paper, scissors
That’s yours! (Ah!)

Chorus: Be a man, baby!
Rock, paper, scissors (Oh, you bet your future on your hands)
No chores!
Take a stand, maybe
Rock, paper, scissors (Oh, you bet your future on your hands)
He’s sore!
There’ve been a lot ghoulish
That I didn’t have to do
Ah yeah!
Yeah, yeah, not me!
So handy!

Verse 2: Look across the street at that fine girl
The only one for me in the world
Just wait please, ask the hands
Rock, paper, scissors
She yours
He scores…
Ooo wee, Gabe has set himself on fire!
Let’s find out who gets to save and inspire
Ooo, maybe, love and fame
Rock, paper, scissors
And more!

Chorus: Should I stop gamblin’?
Rock, paper, scissors (Oh, you bet your future on your hands)
I’m poor! (Hey!)
Namin’ my baby
Rock, paper, scissors (Oh, you bet your future on your hands)
Falcor! (Yeah!)
I’ve done a lot of stupid things
That I wish I hadn’t done
Could’ve been the president
But I picked rock!
Ah!

Was my future, not my future lately

Chorus: Coke or warm Pepsi?
Rock, paper, scissors
Or Coors! (Ah!)
Jump or land safely?
Rock, paper, scissors
I soared…

[Fade Out]
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Peter Andersson - June 17, 2016 - Report this comment
My old tensided Dungeons and Dragons dice rolled a 555 for this parody! :-)
Agrimorfee - June 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Chances are (get it?) nobody else has done a parody like this...Clever idea, although it seems as though the singer is playing RP&S by himself--how is this possible?
Jonathan - June 17, 2016 - Report this comment
the "Paper" hand sign looks just like somebody holding up 5 fingers which by the way is what I'm doing 3 times for this parody!
Peter Andersson - June 18, 2016 - Report this comment
Wanna see five hot girls from Finland performing a original indie song with the same title? :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp1MpMq5F4U
John Lomain - June 19, 2016 - Report this comment
well written and funny. Liked the Falcor reference. 5's
Abbott Skelding - June 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Very funny stuff, and perhaps one of the greatest title subs I have ever seen! I'm glad that you included wins and losses for the main character, or else it would have gotten a little one sided. Although, who would take a chance on naming their baby on a round of Rock, Paper, Scissors? haha funny stuff
Max Power - June 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Throw in a gun and it's instawin!
Matthias - June 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Highly original topic and fantastic title sub. I very much enjoyed this.
bobpiecheese - June 28, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Fantastic stuff here! I love how the decisions went both ways and how the situations veered from trivial (who mows the lawn) to life-threatening (dude on fire). 555!

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