Song Parodies -> A John Walker Parody
| Original Song Title: | "Take the Money and Run" |
| Original Performer: | Steve Miller |
| Parody Song Title: | "A John Walker Parody" |
| Parody Written by: | Billy Florio |
Well, a recent news report has stated that John Walker Lindh has had homosexual relations with members of the Taliban and a Pakastani Business man. He has supposedly come out of the closet, just like his dad did in 1998. So whenever we call Osama gay, we're probably right. Something bothers me though, doesnt the Qu'ran prohibit homosexual relationships with penalty of death? Maybe the taliban is gay, and thats why they make the women wear the burqas, so they wont be tempted by the other side! Anyway, no offense to any one that may be a homosexual that is reading this...
This is a story about that traitor Johnny Walker
Left his country, to the Islamic order
He was born a son but, wants to be a daughter
He happened to be gay, he came out just like his father
He had sex with a, Muslim business man
Just so happened, he had come from Pakistan
And he also had sex, with all the Taliban
Johnny Lindh f*cked the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
Osama, he is the big man in the Mid east
Johnny Walker, He had joined him for the big feast
America, we like Osama the least
They both had sex yes, cause that's the way they keep peace
the women, they all dressed in burqas
Never show, any of their skin or they're murdered
So all men of terror
they are all fudge packers
So better watch out, for attacks 'hind our back yeah
Because He had f*cked the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
Left his country, to the Islamic order
He was born a son but, wants to be a daughter
He happened to be gay, he came out just like his father
He had sex with a, Muslim business man
Just so happened, he had come from Pakistan
And he also had sex, with all the Taliban
Johnny Lindh f*cked the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
Osama, he is the big man in the Mid east
Johnny Walker, He had joined him for the big feast
America, we like Osama the least
They both had sex yes, cause that's the way they keep peace
the women, they all dressed in burqas
Never show, any of their skin or they're murdered
So all men of terror
they are all fudge packers
So better watch out, for attacks 'hind our back yeah
Because He had f*cked the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
He did f*ck the Muslims and ran
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