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Song Parodies -> "Smokey The Bear"

Original Song Title:

"The Joker"

Original Performer:

Steve Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Smokey The Bear"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

some people call me the last cowboy, yeah
some call me the master of snuff
some people call me morose
cause i preach all this forest fire stuff

campfires roarin' around me, baby
most are doin' it wrong...doin' it wrong
they're in a hurry, baby...big hurry
so i'm right here, right here, right here...comin' on strong

cause i get picky
when fire simmers
i'm a snuffer
if there's a glimmer
i stomp the embers till they're done
i'm named smokey
its no jokey
if a fire, you stokey
you'd better douse it 'fore you run
wooooo........wooooooooooooooo

i'm the safest bear that you ever could see
i save the oaks and birches
and all other trees
really ugly, really ugly, really ugly, is a flame
ooh-wee, baby...and that's how i got my name

cause i get picky
when fire simmers
i'm a snuffer
if there's a glimmer
i stomp the embers till they're done
i'm named smokey
its no jokey
if a fire, you stokey
you'd better douse it 'fore you run
wooooo........wooooooooooooooo

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Jack Wilson - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job! 555
Paul Robinson - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
A highly bearable parody...5's ~ ~ ~
AFW - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty cute idea, and very well done...the only thing is, Smokey ain't been doin' such a good job of preventing those fires in Cali. lately
Lionel Mertens - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I saw Smokey once at the Folsom Zoo. I didn't have time to ask him for his pawtograph though. 5's
alvin rhodes - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks jack paul AFW and lionel
Yoidy - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
If it's a fire you stokey! Crax me up! I'll give it a 555 alarmer.
Meriadoc - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved it - especially the smoky/jokey/stokey....
alvin rhodes - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks yoidy and merry

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