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Song Parodies -> "Pirate Lust"

Original Song Title:

"Jungle Love"

Original Performer:

Steve Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Pirate Lust"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Hear ye all be cravin' more of me Pirate there any truth to such a rumor? Steve Miller's lively, energetic and fun song from the Seventies appears a good vehicle for this voyage...
We're sailing around on the ocean
Aye, been out at sea way too long
I'm horny as schoolboys with porno
Be feeling the heat in me dong
Been eight months since I've seen a woman
Me soul tells me that this be wrong
You can't trust Pirate lust in a man such as me
Aye, that's why I be singing this song

Pirate lust be driving me mad
Aye, making me crazy (crazy)
Pirate lust be driving me mad
Be making me crazy

Me cabin at night be so lonely
The ocean; it rocks me to sleep
I dream of sweet women to hold me
Much better than countin' out sheep
Me chest swells and so does me member
nocturnal emissions; they seep
I'm about to explode
and unburden me load
I wake up with seed soaking me sheets

Pirate lust be hard'nin' me shard
it shivers me timber (timber)
Soon I must unburden me load
I'll flow like a river

Now swabbin' the deck is me matey
His clothes they be soaked in his sweat
His hips make a circular motion
I'm feelin' excitement; ye bet
They told me in church this be evil
To lust for a man; it be wrong
Mayhaps I'm in league with the dee-vil
‘cause right now me yearning be strong

Pirate lust be makin' me hard
Be stiff'nin' me member (member)
About to bust; ye best be on guard
So hot be me embers

Pelvic thrust; me stroke it grows firm
me timber it shivers (quivers)
Screamed an' cussed, I'll give ye me germ
about to deliver

~ ~ ~ (Repeat chorus parts to fade - sing whichever chorus verse you prefer) ~ ~ ~

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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alvin rhodes - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
love the pirate parodies...i could read 'em all day...5s
Paul Robinson - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Ahoy! If me brain were quicker mayhaps I could write them all day...they sure are fun...Thanks!
Adagio - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Good grief!
Paul Robinson - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Adagio, Yup, boy - those Pirates knew how to party, eh? Thanks...
Stuart McArthur - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
no question - you are definitely channeling somebody here Paul - I'm starting to get a little spooked - 555
Paul Robinson - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe, Stuart...but WHO? Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow? Or perhaps someone a bit more SINISTER ~ ~ ~ but...tomorrow...should the Gods be kind and the winds prevail, we'll be showing a different "channel" over on this station. A bit of "Old Time Religion"...REAL OLD time religion...stay tuned ! ~ ~ ~

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