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Song Parodies -> "James Bond"

Original Song Title:

"King Tut"

Parody Song Title:

"James Bond"

Parody Written by:

Invisible Boy

The Lyrics

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James Bond

James Bond (James Bond)
Now, Sean and George and Roger
And Tim and Pierce and Dan
Each have had the chance
To play my Main Man

(James Bond)
Drinking a martini
(Drunky Bond)
Girl in a bikini

Never plays a wussy
Dating Octopussy
(James Bond)

Now, once I saw
Him acting really groovy
His left shoe was a cell phone
Whoops…that’s the wrong damn movie

(James Bond)
Tight pants he ain’t lackin’
(Junky Bond)
We can see he’s packin’

Doctor No he’s spanking
Goldfinger he’s yanking
(James Bond)

Flyin’ in a plane (Astro Bond)
He drives bad-guys insane (Crazy Bond)
Sippin’ on champagne (Bubblin’ Bond)
From floss he does abstain

He lives his life for franchisem

Now, thanks to him
I think I know the score
Don’t want no mousy girlfriend
I want Pussy Galore

(James Bond)
You’ll never catch him fartin’
(James Bond)
In his Aston Martin

You can spend your hours
Watching Austin Powers
Or 24 Jack Bauers
Still, above them all he towers
James Bond


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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Leo Keough - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL'd all the way through this!!! Great job!!!!
Shaken, Not Stirred - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Fantastic ly funny, IB... you really captured the OS's sly sillyness to a T, er, 'B' with a perfect smattering of the choicest Bondisms!
John Barry - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Great take on the OS by Aston's brother.
John Lomain - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Thrilling parody
Matthias - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I didn't know that Steve Martin sang songs too... I love his movies, as well as this song. Great work here Invisible Boy on a pretty crazy OS.
2Eagle - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
How about Weird Al as the next James Bond - or Dana Carvey? Wouldn't that be special?
TJC - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved it... Ditto 'Shaken'!
alvin - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
freakin' hilarious...i howled nonstop...005s
Invisible Boy - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Leo, Shaken, John B, John L, Matty, 2Eagle, TJC and alvin.
Did any of you ever notice that the songs with sparce original lyrics are sometimes harder to parody ?
Invisible Boy - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Melanie Lee - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
That's Parody. Hilarious Parody. 5-5-5!
bobpiecheese - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages2) I don't know a lot about the Bond franchise (never seen a whole movie), but I know enough to enjoy this parody, and that's all that really counts. 555 gadgets from Q for you!
Arwen - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
AGES...SOOOO funny, IB. I kept picking out my favorite lines, only to add another and another the further I went. Top Notch!
Mark Scotti - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
My favorite spy got a hilarious tribute! Really outstanding work, IB!!! You don't have your OO, but you do have triple fives!!!!
Jeff Reuben - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Another Bond my favorite Steve Martin parody! Well done!
Below Average Dave - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I now see why I'm losing in this one. . .I wish I had known you were doing Bond, I probably would have avoided him then :( Oh well . . .seems to be a lot of me getting stuck in head to heads with the inferior entry these days.
Glen S - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Well done on using very short lines IB. Parody was great, last stanza was my galorious highlight.
Dave W. - May 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Invisible spy-Whenever I need a good chuckle I revert to my old faves yuk, yuk, yuk
Porfle Popnecker - May 04, 2012 - Report this comment
This is one of the best parodies I've read since I've been on AIR!
Wild and Crazy Guy - May 07, 2012 - Report this comment
This parody had me on my bed shaking with laughter but not stirred. I remember the OS and by coincidence there was a nightclub in my home city named "King Tut". My mom clipped out an iron-on logo of the club (a Pharoah gold mask) and clipped off the words "#1 night club". When I wore a T-shirt with the King Tut logo on it to school I got some attention and admiration from my classmates!
Danielle - October 29, 2018 - Report this comment
You're parodying an SNL song? Cool. My first parody I ever wrote was of an SNL song when I was 7.

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