Song Parodies -> Kling-on
| Original Song Title: | "King Tut" |
| Original Performer: | Steve Martin |
| Parody Song Title: | "Kling-on" |
| Parody Written by: | A Room Full Of Monkeys |
Now when I was a young boy, knew what I'd want to be
A great big stinky dude, I seen on TV
Kling-on
Always actin' grumpy
Kling-on
Forehead's really lumpy
Born to Roddenberry
Ugly, loud and hairy
Kling-on
Now if I'd known, my language skills would vanish
I'd saved a lot of time, and never taken Spanish
Kling-on
How do you say "nuqneH"?
Kling-on
We're all freakin' kook-ay!
Born to Roddenberry
Horny, odd and scary
Kling-on
(nuts, nuts)
Hairy like a lion
(nuts, nuts)
Today is good for dyin'
(nuts, nuts)
Never ever smilin'
(nuts, nuts)
Let's eat a Romu-li-an
He gave his life for nerdism
(uh...golden eyeball?)
He's really sniffin'!
They're smellin' you
Now when you're cool, you don't look like the Fonz
Don't need no leather jacket, just dress like them Klingons
Kling-on
I now must die with honor
Kling-on
But I don't really wanna
Born to Roddenberry
Family judgments vary
Born to Roddenberry
(Is he sound of mind? Not very)
Kling-on
A great big stinky dude, I seen on TV
Kling-on
Always actin' grumpy
Kling-on
Forehead's really lumpy
Born to Roddenberry
Ugly, loud and hairy
Kling-on
Now if I'd known, my language skills would vanish
I'd saved a lot of time, and never taken Spanish
Kling-on
How do you say "nuqneH"?
Kling-on
We're all freakin' kook-ay!
Born to Roddenberry
Horny, odd and scary
Kling-on
(nuts, nuts)
Hairy like a lion
(nuts, nuts)
Today is good for dyin'
(nuts, nuts)
Never ever smilin'
(nuts, nuts)
Let's eat a Romu-li-an
He gave his life for nerdism
(uh...golden eyeball?)
He's really sniffin'!
They're smellin' you
Now when you're cool, you don't look like the Fonz
Don't need no leather jacket, just dress like them Klingons
Kling-on
I now must die with honor
Kling-on
But I don't really wanna
Born to Roddenberry
Family judgments vary
Born to Roddenberry
(Is he sound of mind? Not very)
Kling-on
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DKTOS but is this your way of saying; "support the local Klingons, BEAT yourself up"?
This parody has honor.
Qa'Pla! (Success!) Bring forth the bloodwine!
You have boldly gone where no one has gone before...555
And when one dies, the Klingons yell and roar. Just throw away the body, the soul's in Sto-Vo-Kor.
By the comments, I can tell I probably wasn't the most qualified to write this. But someone had to, dammit. Anyway, thanks everybody.
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