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Song Parodies -> "Kling-on"

Original Song Title:

"King Tut"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steve Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Kling-on"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

Now when I was a young boy, knew what I'd want to be
A great big stinky dude, I seen on TV
Kling-on
Always actin' grumpy
Kling-on
Forehead's really lumpy
Born to Roddenberry
Ugly, loud and hairy
Kling-on

Now if I'd known, my language skills would vanish
I'd saved a lot of time, and never taken Spanish
Kling-on
How do you say "nuqneH"?
Kling-on
We're all freakin' kook-ay!

Born to Roddenberry
Horny, odd and scary
Kling-on

(nuts, nuts)
Hairy like a lion
(nuts, nuts)
Today is good for dyin'
(nuts, nuts)
Never ever smilin'
(nuts, nuts)
Let's eat a Romu-li-an

He gave his life for nerdism
(uh...golden eyeball?)
He's really sniffin'!
They're smellin' you

Now when you're cool, you don't look like the Fonz
Don't need no leather jacket, just dress like them Klingons
Kling-on
I now must die with honor
Kling-on
But I don't really wanna

Born to Roddenberry
Family judgments vary
Born to Roddenberry
(Is he sound of mind? Not very)
Kling-on

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Know 1 can hear you dream - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but is this your way of saying; "support the local Klingons, BEAT yourself up"?
Johnny D - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody has honor.
Michael Pacholek - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Qa'Pla! (Success!) Bring forth the bloodwine!
Joe Melchionne - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
You have boldly gone where no one has gone before...555
Steve K. - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
And when one dies, the Klingons yell and roar. Just throw away the body, the soul's in Sto-Vo-Kor.
Claude Prez - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
By the comments, I can tell I probably wasn't the most qualified to write this. But someone had to, dammit. Anyway, thanks everybody.

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