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Song Parodies -> "Angelina"

Original Song Title:

"Ayatollah"

Original Performer:

Steve Dahl and the Teenage Radiation

Parody Song Title:

"Angelina"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

This goes out to the UnknownVotress.
Ohh, you got such sexy lips
Sexy lips
All your fans fancy you an Angel - ina.
You got tattoos on your hips
On your hips
You really are a trashy kind of
Skank - gelina.

Oh yeah, your couture gowns reflect the best of taste
Aside from all that you're just another pretty face
You are really kinda bland -gelina!

A - a - a -Angelina

Many kids make you a mom
A super mom
You always got a bun in your
Pan - gelina.
Try to top the Octomom
How simply crass
You're totally a pain in the
Angelina!

Get real. Get a clue. You're so smug. Get off your high horse -
Don't be so confident - you're aging like the rest of us.
End, end, end - gelina!

A -a -a -Angelina

Angelina

.....Na - mib - ya!

A - a - a - Angelina

The media thought you were hot
You were hot
But now your career is gonna
Wane - gelina.
And you better watch your step
Watch your step
Or you'll get pulverized by
Jen - gelina!

I mean like narly, ya know
I mean like bag those tattoos - barfed out!
And those kids? Gag me with a spoon!
You Hollywood babes are, like, so totally wasted.
Can I see those stretch marks?
Oh, and your boyfriend
Like, that Brad, ya know, who dumped his wife to hook up with you -
Does he really think you're so totally awesome? I thought not..
Hey, hasta la vista, Baby, and, remember, get real!
There's younger girls that look like you.
Oim shurr!

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UnKnownInNorCAL - July 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Lord 2Ease . . . you get a fiver for this UngentLina . . . . you described this Ayatolla so well, Sir ! ! . . . PS: ~Knights oParody~ ADVISORY: Catherine Z Jones is SEXY . . . UngentLina is just Sleazy
2Eagle - July 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, UnKnown. You're right about CJZ. The same thing goes for Anne Hatheway.
BabyRuth - July 20, 2010 - Report this comment
I liked her when she was a crazy blood-wearing, brother-frenching, Morticia-looking freakslut....now she's this pretenious Mother Earth asshat. And Brad sucks now too!
Jennifer A. - July 20, 2010 - Report this comment
I LOVE this song!
2Eagle - July 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Babe - pretentious mother earth asshat hits the nail on the head. Totally bogus! Is she doing anything to help the homeless people outside her own front door in Malibu? Thanks, Jen - The OS is so much fun to parody.
LadyNorCAL - July 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Don't these Knights understand the terms SEXY ~vs~ SLEAZY . . . . ? ? There is a difference: voice of BarryWhite = Sleazy . . . voice of LIEV, now that is SEXY ! . . . I thank you Lord2Ease for allowing the time to explain, Sir !
2Eagle - July 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lady for clearing that up. Barry White sings like a dirty old man burping. Jim Morrison and Paul McCartney sing sexy. As for Jolie she's just grotesque. Those lips look like they need a brassiere.
Mark Scotti - July 21, 2010 - Report this comment
VERY funny, 2Eagle!! hey, speaking of sleazy: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/ringostarr28.shtml
2Eagle - July 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark - glad you enjoyed.
NorCALvotress - August 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Lord 2Ease, execellent job on describing this witch ! Perhaps a line or two on how she spends her ThanksGivingDay wearing thongs in Saigon . . .
2Eagle - August 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, NorCAL - Don't you mean Ho chi minh City? I did mention how she spent Christmas in black thongs. By the way, ThanksGiving is the favorite holiday on Friends.

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