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Song Parodies -> "Change Sharpeners"

Original Song Title:

"Change Partners"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stephen Stills

Parody Song Title:

"Change Sharpeners"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

A sleeper from the 70's, this was track 1 on his second solo album in 1971.
All of the Red Wings are starting to fall
Because of dull blades, and I am the cause of it all.
I’ve been their skateboy for seventeen years,
But the grindstone just broke, the one I had purchased from Sears.

I must change sharpeners.
Rearrange sharpeners.
Time to change sharpeners, again.

This is how most hockey players survive,
On well-sharpened skates, how lucky that I’m still alive.
Gently but firmly they pummeled my face,
Shot pucks at my head, and I left Detroit in disgrace.

I should have changed sharpeners.
Rearranged sharpeners.
It was time to change sharpeners, again.

All of the Red Wings are starting to fall
Because of dull blades, and I am the cause of it all.
I’ve been their skateboy for seventeen years,
But the grindstone just broke, the one I had purchased from Sears.

I must change sharpeners.
Rearrange sharpeners.
Time to change sharpeners, again.

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UnKnownVotress - March 06, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . Sir, I still love pencils, & their corresponding sharpeners! Around here it is definitely a 'dinosaurEsque' tool !
alvin - March 07, 2009 - Report this comment
love the OS....nice twist

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