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Song Parodies -> "Glove And Weird-As*ed Sh*t"

Original Song Title:

"Love The One You're With"

Original Performer:

Stephen Stills

Parody Song Title:

"Glove And Weird-As*ed Sh*t"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

OK, this is one of those "Guess who this is about" pay close and careful attention because these parody lyrics contain clues in several places as to the identity of the person in my might be kind of tricky...The {bracketed} areas are parody lyrics added where the OS has "doo-doo-doo's" or "ah-ah-ah's" being sung by the chorus...
Once were brown
And confused
Mostly 'bout your gender
And you've been abused
it seems strange
You held your baby
from that balcony

Then there's your nose
And that weird-assed glove
And those pre-teens boys
that you touch
Man, you seem crazy
With that insane stuff
Think you've blown your lid
Messing 'round with kids
Things you've done with kids
Hard to keep it hid

Now you're ofay
You're not black
You're not quite white now
But this isn't bad
Your hair is curled
It's a "groovy do"
Slick and it's wavy
Not kinky, it's smooth

You changed your nose
And you wear that glove
Touching pre-teen boys
On their duff
And if you ask me
You have done too much
You should not do this
Cease now and desist
Someone should insist

{This is something you should not do}
{Grown men shouldn't screw kids, that's lewd}
{You're real lucky it's hard to prove}
{If they do, then you're screwed}

{Touching kids}
{With your mitts}
{That's bullsh*t}
You should try to quit
Lucky – case dismissed
Please try to resist
Hey, knock off that sh*t

Now you're luring
Some little boy
You gave him gifts
That's quite a ploy
In bed together
Lick his thighs
Get him to kneel
And he'll do it right

Man, that is gross
It is just too much
It's illegal and
Other stuff
News of your antics
Just bring on disgust
Hands off of those kids
Don't touch with your mitts
Once cheered; now folks hiss
Lucky – case dismissed

{Keep your hands off the kids; don't do}
{Exposed; can't keep this hid, that's true}
{Knock off this weird habit, it's screwed}
{Could end up in prison, dude}

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

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alvin rhodes - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
i imagine its even weirder than anyone could even think up
Paul Robinson - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, MJ ? Hard to say what goes on in his head...doan-wanna-know ~ ~ ~ Thanks ~ ~ ~
John Barry - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Glove the young you're with. 555
Peregrin - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
MJ's defence may be "I'm not in glove" ? 5's, Paul.
Johnny D - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilariously clever rhyming to the OS & matching the pacing of the "Do-Do, Do-Do, Do-Do, Do-DO!" sections!
Paul Robinson - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
JB, Per & JD - Thanks!
Adagio - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
A tad gross. but I imagine he's done grosser things, huh? I like the "Do-Do, Do-Do, Do-Do, Do-DO!" sections too! 5's
Paul Robinson - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Well Pat, I don't really know if he has or has not "done the deed" in total with underaged kids, but he's sure put a lot of smoke & fire out for all to see...thanks!

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