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Song Parodies -> "Hate the Asian Chick"

Original Song Title:

"Love the One You're With"

Original Performer:

Stephen Stills

Parody Song Title:

"Hate the Asian Chick"

Parody Written by:

That Fat Kid from the Goonies

The Lyrics

Do the Chuffle Shuffle
If you're down at the mall
And you can't remember your wife's name at all
You just blame the girls from Spain
Cause they're the last girls still in your brain

Now there's the girl with the squinted eyes
And a night with her is not a prize
And if you're lost in a world of lies, honey

Hate the Asian chick
Hate the Asian chick
Hate the Asian chick
Hate the Asian chick

Don't be angry, don't be sad
That Asian chick just makes you mad
Now there's a girl right next to you
Who's from Japan, and knows Kung Fu

Now there's a girl, with the dark black hair
And a look at her gives you a scare
And to love her is extremely rare, honey

Hate the Asian chick
Hate the Asian chick
Hate the Asian chick
Hate the Asian chick

Turn your confusion, right into hate
Cause she's that girl who figure skates
Now get it together, and hit her twice
Then get your knife, and make a quick slice

Now there's a girl who's from Japan
And she's looking for a caring man
They are invading every land, honey

Hate the Asian chick
Hate the Asian chick
Hate the Asian chick
Hate the Asian chick

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 6

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 3   1
 4   0
 5   4

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Agrimorfee - May 17, 2006 - Report this comment
What the f***?
Steve K. - May 17, 2006 - Report this comment
A girl from Japan who knows (Chinese) Kung Fu? Sounds like you got the Asian nationalities mixed up. Reminds me of the Doobie Brothers, who said that the Sherriff and his buddies of China Grove have (Japanese) Samarai swords.
Stephen Harrington - May 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Okay, Pacing is good, 5. Humor is mean-spirited, Funny 1. Overall 4, you did a decent job in writing it, but I didn't find this one funny at all.
Forgarty Strickenbob - May 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Best one so far, mainly because I can't believe you can think of stuff like that. Forgarty
Kat - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment

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