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Song Parodies -> "Love The Wicked Witch"

Original Song Title:

"Love The One You're With"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stephen Stills

Parody Song Title:

"Love The Wicked Witch"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

house came down...she's confused
and she was dismembered...cut neatly in two
excitation...on this day
because this lady...had just passed away

she had a nose..only mom could love
and her monkeys cried..sure enough
and dorothy might be...who the ones most love
but i...love the wicked witch
love the wicked witch...love the wicked witch
love the wicked witch...love the wicked witch

she was angry..she was bad
she laid there, dying..lost those red shoes, she had
twas a girl...who swiped those shoes
find myself hating...the things that she do

she had a nose..only mom could love
and her monkeys cried..sure enough
and dorothy might be...who the ones most love
but i...love the wicked witch
love the wicked witch...love the wicked witch
love the wicked witch...love the wicked witch

i feel heartache...i feel no joy
damn that girl..and her evil ploy
house flying weather...paid the price
see her body bleed..now, she's cold as ice

she had a nose..only mom could love
and her monkeys cried..sure enough
and dorothy might be...who the ones most love
but i...love the wicked witch
love the wicked witch...love the wicked witch
love the wicked witch...love the wicked witch




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Stuart McArthur - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
the best two wicked witches were this one and the one from Snow White, who gave me nightmares as a kid - but you're right, go villains! - 555
Paul Robinson - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job on a song "Witch" is one I love to parody...this version sings really well, too...5's ~ ~ ~
Leo Jay - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent.
alvin rhodes - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks stuart paul and leo
Johnny D - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Google-up Images for " Idina Menzel ", the actress who won a Tony Award for "Wicked" on Broadway .... rrrrowwwwrrrrr .... it's REAL easy to love THAT "Wicked Witch"!! Great parody, Alvin, 5s.
John Barry - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
"she had a nose..only mom could love"--wickedly funny. 5s
AFW - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Oz gonna' give you three fives..
Michael Pacholek - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Margaret Hamilton played the Wicked Witch of the West in "The Wizard of Oz," but some of us only remember her as the old lady from the Maxwell House commercials. And Idina Menzel played her in the Broadway musical "Wicked"... but be careful, 'cause her husband really Diggs her. (She and Taye met when they were in the original production of "Rent," and they'll be in the film version opening later this year.) The irony of her "Wicked" role? In her 5th grade play, she played Dorothy.
alvin rhodes - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks johnny john AFW and michael (and thanks for the info)
Johnny D - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Idina Menzel is a wicked vixen! RRRROWWWRRRRRR!
Tim Hall - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
5 ruby slippers, 5 brains, and 5 hearts to you!
Stray Pooch - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Of course, "Nessa" - the WW of the East, was the "tragically beautiful" witch killed by the house. Elphaba, the WW of the West was killed by water (except for those of us who know better). Elphaba got her name in "Wicked" and it was a tribute to the author of the original series - L. Frank Baum. And one further bit of "Wicked - the Musical" trivia. Steven Schwartz paid tribute to "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" in the "Unlimited" recurring motif. Believe it or not, the first seven notes of "Unlimited" are also the first seven notes of "Rainbow" (try it - it works). You can use up to seven notes of a song without royalities. btw, 555 on this excellent parody.
MrMacphisto - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL
alvin rhodes - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks tim stray pooch (you know a lot about the subject ! ) and mr. macphisto
Michael Pacholek - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Tim: You had the nerve to say that? Pooch: On a dark desert highway... uh, I better stop right there.

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