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Song Parodies -> "'Haulin' Round My Tat"

Original Song Title:

"All Around My Hat"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steeleye Span

Parody Song Title:

"'Haulin' Round My Tat"

Parody Written by:

Klif Fuller

The Lyrics

'Tat' in this case means any form of cheap souvenier. 'Lei' is the Romanian currency and is pronounced 'Lay'. 'Tepes' is Vlad the Impaler and is pronounced 'Zepesh'. 'Brasov' is a Romanian City and is pronounced 'Brashov'This song is about the ridiculous amount of Vlad related souveniers I bought on a recent trip to Transylvania
Haulin' round my tat,
That I bought in Romania
I'm haulin' round my tat
For the two weeks I'm away,
And if anyone should ask me,
The reason I keep buying it,
It's because I don't know much,
I'm spending when it's in lei.

We travelled through Romania,
Saw sights to take your breath away,
And purchased lots of items,
That bore the face of Vlad,
By the time we got to Brasov,
I had to buy another bag,
Just to carry all this old crap,
Back home, it's really sad

(but I'm still..)
Haulin' round my tat,
That I bought in Romania
I'm haulin' round my tat
For the two weeks I'm away,
And if anyone should ask me,
The reason I keep buying it,
It's because I don't know much,
I'm spending when it's in lei.

We came in search of Tepes,
And found him almost everywhere,
On plates and plaques and ashtrays,
And T-shirts once again,
And although we're told it "handmade',
By local folk and artisans,
We know it'll fall to pieces,
As soon as we're on the plane,

("til then I'm)
Haulin' round my tat,
That I bought in Romania
I'm haulin' round my tat
For the two weeks I'm away,
And if anyone should ask me,
The reason I keep buying it,
It's because I don't know much,
I'm spending when it's in lei

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