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Song Parodies -> "Stuck With A Big Ol' Tattoo"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck In The Middle"

Original Performer:

Steeler's Wheel

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck With A Big Ol' Tattoo"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

well, i don't know quite what happened last night
i got a feeling, i got way too tight
unaware, i hit the tattooist's chair
and i'm wondering how i ended up there
sure made a wreck of me
poked me left and right
here i am
stuck with a big ol' tattoo

yes, i'm stuck with a big ol' tattoo
and i'm wondering what a laser could do
i'm so scarred...at least there's none on my face
but that seems to be the only darn place
drowned in such imagery
woke up full of fright
here i am
stuck with a big ol' tattoo

well, i started out with nothing
now i'm called the illustrated man
and my friends, when they come calling
see my awful back and say :
whee ! ...hee hee hee.....whee ! ...hee hee hee

cried, cause i am frankly appalled
and i feel like i've been damaged and mauled
well, i miss the way that i looked before
and i don't think that i want it no more
sure made a mess of me
jesus...what a night
here i am
stuck with a big ol' tattoo

well, i started out with nothing
now i'm called the illustrated man
and my friends, when they come calling
see my awful back and say :
whee ! ...hee hee hee.....whee ! ...hee hee hee

yeah, i don't know why i went there last night
i started screaming when i saw the sight
unprepared to have my kinfolk all stare
and i'm wondering why i didn't stay bare
booze got the best of me
jesus...what a plight
here i am
stuck with a big ol' tattoo

yes, i'm...stuck with a big ol' tattoo
stuck with a big ol' tattoo
here i am...stuck with a big ol' tattoo

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Paul Robinson - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
alvin, this is what happens when you have that FOURTH beer, isn't it? Well, at least the tattoo isn't on yer rear end...and saying "this end up"...5's ~ ~ ~
John Barry - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Great minds think alike. I've got a tattoo-themed Kinks parody comin' up.
AFW - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
"Stuck with a tatoo"....love that title! good story, and moral there, too..
Rick C - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny! I like the friends' response, "Whee hee hee hee!" What are friends for? 555
Adam Eccleshall - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Great stuff :-D
Tim Hall - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
5's
Left of Centre - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Fiveses!
alvin rhodes - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks paul john AFW rick adam tim and left of centre
Red Ant - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Would a tattoo of a 555 work? Lol on Paul's comment, my sister joked once about a tattoo there that said "Exit Only".
Steven Cavanagh - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
You know the drill. 5s.
Leo Jay - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
"Booze got the best of me" is a fantastic sub.
Johnny D - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
What Leo Jay said.
alvin rhodes - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks red ant steven leo and johnny
Meriadoc - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved the Illistrated Man line!

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