Song Parodies -> "Stuck in a Snow Drift and Screwed"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck in the Middle with You"

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"Stuck in a Snow Drift and Screwed"

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The Lyrics

My town got about 8 inches of snow today. What a mess. Thanks a heck of a lot, Puxatawney Phil!!!! While I was driving my wife to work this one came to me. Fortunately, I haven't spun out - yet.

Well, I don't know why I came out today.
Radio said that at home I should stay.
I'm so scared in case I run off the street,
While I'm drivin' through the snow and the sleet.
Clown cut in front of me,
Swerved off to the right. Here I am
Stuck in a snow drift and screwed.

Yes, I'm stuck in a snow drift and screwed,
And the language that I''m using is crude.
It's so hard to keep a smile on my face
When I'm spinnin' wheels but stayin' in place.
Clowns driving right by me
Laughing at the sight, 'cause I am
Stuck in a snow drift and screwed.

Well I started out alright but then
I spun out in my minvan.
Now I'm slippin' and a-fallin'
Flat out on my back and saying
"Gee-e-e-e-eez!! Gee-e-e-e-eez!"

Tryin' to get some traction and grip
But the tires don't do nothin' but slip.
I give up 'cause all I do is just slide,
And I think that my transmission is fried.
Clown down at Triple-A
Says I'll have to wait, so I am
Stuck in a snow drift and screwed.

(Got no chains!)
Stuck in a snow drift and screwed.

(What a pain!)
Stuck in a snow drift and screwed.

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mac - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice job, Pooch.

Guy - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Something I don't miss about the northern climates. Better you than me my friend. It hasn't snowed in my location in about 19 years. Good parody Stray, I feel your pain.

Meriadoc - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Been there, done that!

MarthaDTox - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Great parody

Steven Cavanagh - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Well spun.

Michael Pacholek - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment

It was 50 degrees in Central Jersey today, and we're only half a day's drive from Punxsatawney. Guess the stupid groundhog was wrong.

Stray Pooch - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Mac, Guy, Merry, Martha, Steve and Michael: Thanks all. Fortunately, the snow is melting quickly with high temps during the day! Unfortunately, it's refreezing at night - yuck!!!

Adagio - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment

That's what I always watch for...the refreeze. Good job, Stray!

Leah Lockhart - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Ah, this reminds me of my days in the midwest... that's why I moved somewhere that it never snows! Great job SP, great idea and it fits really well. 5's

slaotead - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment

maybe these 5's will give you some traction

Stray Pooch - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Adagio. Leah, Sloatead: Thanks folks! We have an ice storm going on right now, so winter is still going strong in the Shenandoah Valley!!

Robert J. Pagliaro - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment

This was excellent. And if I'm a groundhog and someone pulls me out of hibernation, holds me upside down and puts my butt on national television, they're getting more than six more weeks of winter. In NYC, when the rats to leave the building, winter is over.

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