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Song Parodies -> "Stuck In The Middle And Blue"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck In The Middle With You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stealers Wheel

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck In The Middle And Blue"

Parody Written by:

sloatead

The Lyrics

for all the undecideds out there, tic toc, the clock is ticking, make up your minds already
Well I don't know who to vote for tonight
Cuz Bush and Kerry just don't seem right
I'm so scared that neither one of them cares
I might vote for Nader just on a dare

Bush to the right of me, Kerry to the left
Here I am, stuck in the middle and blue

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle and blue
And I'm wond'rin who it is I should choose
Vote for Kerry who's so long in the face?
Or for Bush whose head is just empty space?

Shrub to the right of me, Munster to the left
Here I am, stuck in the middle and blue

Are these great gigantic goofs the best that we could find in all this land?
Lie and ask you for your vote, slap you on the back
And say plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease
Plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease

Tryin to make some sense of it all
But their promises make no sense at all
Won't be cool to give the shrub four years more
I don't think I can take Kerry no more

Nuts to the right of me, ketchup to the left
Here I am, stuck in the middle and blue

If I vote for Bush or Kerry, would it mean that I'm a stupid man?
Both will lie right to your face, slap you on the back
I say jee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eeze
Jee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eeze

No, I don't know who to vote for tonight
This whole election just don't seem right
To the point where I just don't give a care
Voting booth? I see no need to be there

Jerk to the right of me, jackass to the left
Here I am, stuck in the middle and blue

Yes I'm stuck in the middle and blue
Here I am, stuck in the middle and blue
Stuck in the middle and blue
God save the red white and blue

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Ashkicksass - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Great job sloatead!
John Barry - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
As Ash said. The empty-head line had me LOL.
Steve K. - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Can we vote "none of the above"? By the way, I don't know of any nuts with the brand name of Bush, but I have heard of Bush baked beans. Of course, you know what would result from that.
Dee Range - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Top notch stuff here, man! Great lines everywhere. Super high 5's
Johnny D - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
To the last line I say amen, amen, amen!
Melanie Lee - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good!: the dilemma of those "stuck in the middle". Christians for Kerry/Christians against Bush http://mnl_1221.tripod.com/kerrybush.html
Billy Florio - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job!! the only problem is, the blue states are not in the middle, theyre Kerry's
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Keep the songs for disgruntled write-in voters coming...that's how *I* plan to pull off "none of the above". 5-5-5!
MerryHeart - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Totally on the mark, ati
Stuart McArthur - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I too join in the applause sloatead - inspired match of subject to OS - and GREAT pacing - 555
Peregrin - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny one, Sloatead! And as Stuart said, great OS.
Michael Pacholek - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
You're blue? Not red? Then you've made the right choice. Instead of the far-right choice.

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