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Song Parodies -> "Stuck in The Middle of A Cuss Word"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck in The Middle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stealers Wheel

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck in The Middle of A Cuss Word"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

I don't know why they all have to blame me
I'm just a vowel and that is plain to see
Just a letter in the alphabet
But when they see me they get so upset
An F to the left of me
A CK that's always heard
Stuck in the middle of a cuss word

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle of a cuss word
A common phrase that is heard round the world
In any language they all known what it means
And the looks I get are always obscene
An F to the left of me
A CK that is always heard
Stuck in the middle of a cuss word

Well I started out simple
Just one of the five main vowels
Then they put me in the middle
That's when the people started to
Howl, Howl

Well I really don't know what i should do
Whose the victim here, it's just me and U
There is nothing I can do or say
Because people use the phrase everyday
An F to the left of me
A CK that's always heard
Stuck in the middle of a cuss word

Well I started out simple
Just one of the five main vowels
Then they put me in the middle
That's when the people started to
Howl, Howl

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle of a cuss world
A common phrase that is heard round the world
In any language they all known what it means
And the looks I get are always obscene
An F to the left of me
A CK that is always heard
Stuck in the middle of a cuss word

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.2
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 5

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Old Man Ribber - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
This proves that things are never the same without "u"! Great job! ;D
Patrick - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Reminds me of a Saturday Night Live sketch where four cheerleaders in letter sweaters showed up on a children's show to promote Friendship, Unity, Charity, and Kindness. Every time they tried to line up, the poor moderator had to keep them from standing together in the "wrong" order. Also the time in grade school that a nun heard "bad language" on the playground so she made all the boys stay after school and write down all the dirty words we knew. Then she told us that the word you allude to in your song (which she explicitly pronounced) was invented long ago by a boy who wanted to mock the sacred institution of marriage. To this day I get an picture in my mind of Huck Finn on a raft, lazily floating down the Mississippi, trying to think up a word that rhymes with his name.
The CrazyCam - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh dear, well, let's start off with pacing. Come on, is it necessary that you say "a cuss word" rather than just "cuss"? Outside of the title slip, each line seems like you'd need to squeeze a word or two together with another due to bad pacing. As for humor, um, the song is a bit too strange for me to find it that funny. It's interesting, but far too odd for much humor to be brought up. I can't say there is much you can do with this one, it is just way too strange. I hope corrections are made in the pacing.
Phil Nelson - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
different from what I expected but still funny
Ann Hammond - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I cant sing this with the OS due to pacing. I also find this not really funny, but odd.

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