Song Parodies -> Stuck On The Griddle
| Original Song Title: | "Stuck In The Middle" |
| Original Performer: | Stealer's Wheel |
| Parody Song Title: | "Stuck On The Griddle" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
well, i guess my wife's been cookin' tonight
i know by smellin' that something ain't right
i'm so scared by fare she mighta prepared
and i'm wonderin' if its too much to bear
crepes to the left of me
flapjacks to the right
here they are
stuck on the griddle till fused
yes, they're...stuck on the griddle till fused
and i'm thinkin' that she wound up confused
they're so hard that they are fried there in place
i enjoy at times but not in this case
eggs to the left of me
waffles to the right
here they are
stuck on the griddle till fused
well, this meal she wound up muffin'
till it wasn't fit to feed a man
so for take-out, i'll be callin'
slip out through the back
and i'll ea-ea-ea-ea-eat
ea-ea-ea-ea-eat
so in love, am i, with this doll
but her cookin' skills make no sense at all
and the mess she makes is hard to ignore
i cringe when she brings stuff from the store
ham to the left of me
pancakes to the right
here they are
stuck on the griddle till fused
stuck on the griddle till fused
here they are
stuck on the griddle till fused
i know by smellin' that something ain't right
i'm so scared by fare she mighta prepared
and i'm wonderin' if its too much to bear
crepes to the left of me
flapjacks to the right
here they are
stuck on the griddle till fused
yes, they're...stuck on the griddle till fused
and i'm thinkin' that she wound up confused
they're so hard that they are fried there in place
i enjoy at times but not in this case
eggs to the left of me
waffles to the right
here they are
stuck on the griddle till fused
well, this meal she wound up muffin'
till it wasn't fit to feed a man
so for take-out, i'll be callin'
slip out through the back
and i'll ea-ea-ea-ea-eat
ea-ea-ea-ea-eat
so in love, am i, with this doll
but her cookin' skills make no sense at all
and the mess she makes is hard to ignore
i cringe when she brings stuff from the store
ham to the left of me
pancakes to the right
here they are
stuck on the griddle till fused
stuck on the griddle till fused
here they are
stuck on the griddle till fused
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Very well done! 555
thanks mason
Looks like the lady in question left a 1-vote for you, Alvin ;-)
This cooks very well, very tasty..and a fine job
thanks phil..yeah, i guess so...thanks AFW
he he
Flapjacks huh... *goes away to look up word*... aha, then 555 cans of cloudberry jam for you! :-)
thanks ann and peter
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