-> "Duck When The Missile's In View"
Original Song Title:
"Stuck In The Middle With You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Duck When The Missile's In View"
The Lyrics
Well I guess we'll look like burnt toast tonight
I hear the warnings say bombs are in sight
Don't be scared there ain't no reason to cry
So just bend over and kiss your ass goodbye
Towns to the west will be smokin' through the night
We'll be slammed
Duck when the missile's in view
I'll be duckin' with missiles in view
Prob'ly bubblin' in some nuclear stew
As my nose starts melting right off my face
I'll scream out "So glad we won the arms race!"
Towns to the west will be smokin' through the night
So hot damn
Duck when the missile's in view
When the mushroom cloud is risin'
I just bet they'll call me "Day Glow Man"
As my friends are vaporizing
They'll look up for advising
Je-e-e-e-e-ees....su-u-u-u-u-us!
Cryin' don't make no sense but I bawl
Ain't no use to try to make the loo at all
So be careful where you step on the floor
Never mind, soon it won't matter no more
Crap, none is left in me, smokers grab a light
'Cause it's time...
Suck our last cigarettes too
When bombs are almost landing
I'm be screamin' loud for Superman
As it ends, I'll scream for Mama
Head straight for the sack with my
Squeeeeeze...........Pleeeeeease?
Well there ain't no need to buy cigs tonight
We'll all be smokin' when A-Bombs ignite
What is that? You say the bomb's just a FLARE!!
Grab the booze, and look for new underwear
CROWN™ (ain't much left of it!)
Keg is gettin' light
'Cause I am
Suckin' up whiskey and brew
Yes I'm...suckin' up whiskey (and whew!)
Suckin' up whiskey (and WHEW!!!)
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