Nearly the whole place a medieval blight
You can't tell a Sunni from a Shiite
But a rare oasis is over there
That's surrounded by a terrorist lair
Bounded by enemies that they have to fight
In this land, stuck in the middle are Jews

A cess, stuck in the middle are Jews
On her borders bode nothing but bad news
They want more than to drive her from the place
Like the Nazis, they want to kill off the race
Bounded by enemies that they have to fight
In this mess, stuck in the middle are Jews

Well, it started out as nothing
But a patch of barren desert land
Which they bought, despite the squalor
Planted seeds and now today
Trees, trees

Her people aren't in theocrats' thrall
They don't have to get on their knees and crawl
Iran is run by dog Khomeini whores
It's a terrorist hellhole with closed doors
Bounded by enemies that they have to fight
Hebrews jammed, stuck in the middle are Jews

Hell has got another nut wing
Syria may be worse than Iran
Assad keeps his people crawling
Feeds Hezbollah every day
Di-sease

Her "neighbors" are in theocrats' thrall
Or to secularized madmen they crawl
Lebanon is weak and opened it doors
To the scum that collects on toilet floors
Bounded by enemies that they have to fight
Hebrews jammed, stuck in the middle are Jews

Palestinians lost their slut king
Yasser conned 'em while he ran his scam
Now they got Hamas who's calling
For rocket attacks each day
Peace? Please!

Nearly the whole place eclipsed by dark night
With only one shining beacon of light
It's the rare oasis that's over there
Every single minute, it must beware
Bounded by jihadis yearning to spread blight
In this mess, stuck in the middle are Jews
Yes, they're stuck in the middle, the Jews
The Middle East, such bad news