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Song Parodies -> "Squashed on the Outside o' We Two"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck in the Middle With You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stealer's Wheel

Parody Song Title:

"Squashed on the Outside o' We Two"

Parody Written by:

Lucidlupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

This song started in a real life situation driving back from Truro with my daughter yesterday and I finished it off today........
Well I'm finding driving quite like a fright
There's evidence that things just aint right
I'm so scared in case I crash in my car
And I'm wonderin' how long I'll go far
Squirrels to the left of me
Badgers to the right, there they are
Squashed on the outside o' we two

Yes they're squashed on the outside o' we two
But I don't think there's much I can do
It's so hard drivin' in this rat race
Lose control, it's us squashed on our face
Squirrels to the left of me, badgers to the right
Oh and then a fox and pussy cat too.

Well I started out with a bike
And then I graduated to a van
And my friends all gave up walkin'
Got their own cars and said
Wheelies... Wheelies

Transport makes sense over all
But I can see for animals its not sense at all
It's not cool to leave "em dead on the floor
I don't really wanna do that anymore
Squirrels to the left of me, badgers to the right
Here I am, stuck in a mobile with you

Well I started out with a bike
And then I graduated to a van
And my friends all gave up walkin'
Got their own cars and said
Wheelies... Wheelies

Well I'm finding driving quite like a fright
There's evidence that things just aint right
I'm so scared in case I crash in my car
And I'm wondering how long I'll go far
Squirrels to the left of me
Badgers to the right, there they are
Squashed on the outside o' we two
....vote or comment below or maybe see some of my other parodies by entering Lucidlupin into parody author search here or via Google....lucidlupin leebee 020905

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 20

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carol - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
ick on the mental images invoked but 5's for pacing and dark humor.
gimmeahug3 - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
This one is fantastic well done, you are so talented.
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the votes and comments ;)
Johnny D - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Optimally twisted, 5s!

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