Song Parodies -> The Christmas Shopping Song
| Original Song Title: | "Stuck In The Middle With You" |
| Original Performer: | Stealers Wheel |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Christmas Shopping Song" |
| Parody Written by: | Jonathan C. |
For Holiday procrastinators like me, a parody about a nightmarish Christmas at the malls.
[Guitar intro}
*Well I don't know why I shopped here tonight
All the customers are packed real tight
I'm so scared Santa will croak in his chair
And the rugrats keep on pulling his hair*
**Stores lined a mile from me
Shoppers from behind
Here I am
Stuck in the mall with some dudes**
Yes I'm stuck in the mall with some dudes
And I feel I'm gonna display a 'tude
It's so hard to keep my temper in check
When the mall cops all are giving me heck
Stores lined a mile from me
Shoppers from behind
Here I am
Stuck in the mall with some dudes
***Well I started off with nothing
And now I'm ending with a little less
And my angry wife was calling
From the other side to yell
Please (*Wife*:"Let's go home")!
Please (*Wife*:"Let's go home")!***
[guitar solo]
Christmas shopping makes no sense at all
All this shoving just to bring home a doll
Must be cool 'cause I need a loan to buy
All the damned thing wants to do is cry
**Repeat
***Repeat
*Repeat
**Repeat
Yes, I'm stuck in the mall with some dudes
Stuck in the mall with some dudes
Why am I stuck in the mall with some dudes?
*Well I don't know why I shopped here tonight
All the customers are packed real tight
I'm so scared Santa will croak in his chair
And the rugrats keep on pulling his hair*
**Stores lined a mile from me
Shoppers from behind
Here I am
Stuck in the mall with some dudes**
Yes I'm stuck in the mall with some dudes
And I feel I'm gonna display a 'tude
It's so hard to keep my temper in check
When the mall cops all are giving me heck
Stores lined a mile from me
Shoppers from behind
Here I am
Stuck in the mall with some dudes
***Well I started off with nothing
And now I'm ending with a little less
And my angry wife was calling
From the other side to yell
Please (*Wife*:"Let's go home")!
Please (*Wife*:"Let's go home")!***
[guitar solo]
Christmas shopping makes no sense at all
All this shoving just to bring home a doll
Must be cool 'cause I need a loan to buy
All the damned thing wants to do is cry
**Repeat
***Repeat
*Repeat
**Repeat
Yes, I'm stuck in the mall with some dudes
Stuck in the mall with some dudes
Why am I stuck in the mall with some dudes?
Fortunately, this is not yet a true story.
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