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Song Parodies -> "Half Your Moon's In Sight"

Original Song Title:

"Afternoon Delight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Starland Vocal Band

Parody Song Title:

"Half Your Moon's In Sight"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Enjoy!
Gonna try these pants on, buckle a belt tight
Hope that not half my moon's in sight
My motto's always been,Put on a belt, keep your pants on real tight
So that in the middle of the hall none of my moon is in sigh

When you are In your school right down the hallway
And you know the belt's may not be tight on the waist

Looking for a moon outside it can be nice
Be careful about half your moon's in sight
Don't you flick your lighter , makin farts ignite
And the girls just right behind you are getting so excited

I'd fasten them tight, cause half your moon's in sight
Half your moon's in sight, half your moon's in sight

Then I looked down and notice they were not tight
My face just turned beet red, Im embarrassed , but fine
But I 've got some girls a waiting
And I think I might fell like letting my full moon in sight


I'd fasten them tight, cause half your moon's in sight
Half your moon's in sight, half your moon's in sight

Next time I'll buckle tight so the won't fall down
You could see my polka dotted undies when they fell down


Looking for a moon outside it can be nice
Be careful about half your moon's in sight
Don't you flick your lighter , makin farts ignite
And the girls just right behind you are getting so excited

I'd fasten them tight, cause half your moon's in sight
Half your moon's in sight, half your moon's in sight

Aaaa, Half your moon's in sight, aaaa, Half your moon's in sight
2004 Jack Wilson

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Well written, Jack --- keep up the good work!
Guy - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Pants and groans but gives a five anyway. Nice originality to a hard song to parody.
alvin rhodes - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
"cracked" me up
Jack Wilson - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny, Guy and Alvin!
Michael Pacholek - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Number 99 is the best of your first 100. (Sort of like CONTROL on "Get Smart.") We can't have enough parodies about people who don't know how to wear pants (as in my own "Pull Your Pants Up").

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