Why's my underwear gripping me so tight
Gotta fit this pair of tightie whites
The Lotto's always played "When the time is right"
I'm getting in a scuffle, in other words 'a fight'

Well, everything's a little clearer in the light of day
Duh, we know the night is always gonna be here anyway

After working all day, I'll be home tonight
Lookin' forward to a little television light
Watchin' guys and gals together till the sparks ignite
And the thought of stalking 'her' is getting so exciting

Bombers are in flight
Riding on a bike
We're flying a large kite
An-gry dogs like to bite

Excercised this morning, saw a fat guy drive
I saw this lonely woman sitting on a bench
If I came across a beehive, stuck my hand inside
I'll visit my friends and smoke a bowl tonight

Beer isn't really 'lite'
Tots, they ride on trikes
Mid-east they have Shiites
Bugs, some of them do bite

(Break)

I'm waiting for you, doggy, you crapped on my lawn
When you do, I'll put you in the pound or far underground

What's with all the stars in the sky tonight
Do you think we'll get to see an alien with lights
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite
Lightin' many forest fires, I'm getting so excited

Night vision helps sight
Watching you tonight
I'm, I'm lonely tonight
Lights can get too bright

Random thoughts tonight