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Song Parodies -> "That Spittoon's Hit Right"

Original Song Title:

"Afternoon Delight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Starland Vocal Band

Parody Song Title:

"That Spittoon's Hit Right"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

I guess this parody kind of sums up my opinion of the original song...
Got some Skoal Tobacco
Gonna chew tonight
Gonna hit that old spittoon just right
My motto's always been:
"Hit the spit-toon right!"
Why wear that stupid patch
When you can chew all night?

When
All your craving for that nicotine gets in your way
And
You know a plug o'chaw is gonna taste so good today

Thinkin' of chew's workin' up my appetite
Lookin' forward to a hock in that spittoon tonight
Suckin' nicotine makes salivary glands ignite
And the thought o'spittin' loogies' gettin' so excitin'

Skoal loogies in flight
That spittoon's hit right

Thaaaaaat spittoon's hit right
Thaaaaaat spittoon's hit right

Started out this evening
In a craving fight
I always thought a cigarette or two
Would ease that blight
But I got some dip a-waitin'
And I think I might
Try nibbling
A Skoal Tobacco chew tonight

Skoal loogies in flight
That spittoon's hit right

Thaaaaaat spittoon's hit right
Thaaaaaat spittoon's hit right

Please
Be waitin' for me, baby, when I come around
We
Could hock a lotta loogies 'fore the moon goes down

Thinkin' of chew's workin' up my appetite
Lookin' forward to a hock in that spittoon tonight
Rubbin' teeth and chaw make salivary glands ignite
And the thought o'hockin' chew is gettin' so excitin'

Skoal loogies in flight
That spittoon's hit right

Thaaaaaat spittoon's hit right
Thaaaaaat spittoon's hit right

Thaaaaaat ---
That spittoon's hit right!

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Adagio - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehehe! Loved it. And...someone once told me that if you don't toot your own horn, somebody will use it as a spittoon. 5's
Diva - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Icky...poo...poo. Funny though!
Johnny D - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio and Diva!
Guy - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
So where were you when the spit hit the fan? I just loved these lines:

Skoal loogies in flight
That spittoon's hit right

5 loogies. Fine job Johnny. I can usually count on at least one LOL when I read your stuff.
Johnny D - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy!

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