Got some Skoal Tobacco
Gonna chew tonight
Gonna hit that old spittoon just right
My motto's always been:
"Hit the spit-toon right!"
Why wear that stupid patch
When you can chew all night?

When
All your craving for that nicotine gets in your way
And
You know a plug o'chaw is gonna taste so good today

Thinkin' of chew's workin' up my appetite
Lookin' forward to a hock in that spittoon tonight
Suckin' nicotine makes salivary glands ignite
And the thought o'spittin' loogies' gettin' so excitin'

Skoal loogies in flight
That spittoon's hit right

Thaaaaaat spittoon's hit right
Thaaaaaat spittoon's hit right

Started out this evening
In a craving fight
I always thought a cigarette or two
Would ease that blight
But I got some dip a-waitin'
And I think I might
Try nibbling
A Skoal Tobacco chew tonight

Skoal loogies in flight
That spittoon's hit right

Thaaaaaat spittoon's hit right
Thaaaaaat spittoon's hit right

Please
Be waitin' for me, baby, when I come around
We
Could hock a lotta loogies 'fore the moon goes down

Thinkin' of chew's workin' up my appetite
Lookin' forward to a hock in that spittoon tonight
Rubbin' teeth and chaw make salivary glands ignite
And the thought o'hockin' chew is gettin' so excitin'

Skoal loogies in flight
That spittoon's hit right

Thaaaaaat spittoon's hit right
Thaaaaaat spittoon's hit right

Thaaaaaat ---
That spittoon's hit right!