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Song Parodies -> "Hugh was a Porn Pig"

Original Song Title:

"I Got You Babe"

Original Performer:

Sonny & Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Hugh was a Porn Pig"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

RIH Hef...
Hef had a rag we all know
Naked women and a centerfold
Exploited women as we all knew
As his fame and profit grew

Hugh was a porn pig
Hugh was a porn pig

Playboy was immoral and indecent
It led to other porn
But Hef had no regrets
Guys not happy with girls they got
New absurd standards
Of girls who were super hot!


Hef never did the right thing
Was into all things disgusting
Wore a robe, fooled around
Three young wives, cradle robbing clown

Playboy's been around so long
Made cable
Had no concept of right and wrong
Corrupted generation of young minds
Lived a long life of sin
Of riches, sex, and wine


Hef never did understand
One man and one woman
His world was indecency
A world of haughty harlotry
But in the end he lost the fight
At 91 he lost his life
It's true you know
What you reap, you did sow
Hugh was a porn pig
Hugh was a porn pig
Hugh was a porn pig
In hell he's burning!!!


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