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Song Parodies -> "The Runescape Song"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"The Runescape Song"

Parody Written by:

Fredo Rulz

The Lyrics

Somebody once told me the world is gonna pwn me,
I ain't the highest name on the scores.
She was looking kinda gay,
with her bronze med on all day,
that pathetic nooby helm on her forehead.

Well, the noobs start begging, and they don't stop coming,
Broke all the rules and I hit the ground muted.
Didn't make sense just to level up,
Members are smart but froobs are dumb.
Not much to do when your account is free,
so what's wrong with begging in Lumby?
You'll never know if your levels don't grow,
You'll never get on the High scores.


Hey now, you're a newbie,
get your stats up, go train.
Hey now, you're a frooby,
go to Lumby, go beg.
And all that glitters is gold,
Only shooting stars make the scores.

Members is a cool place, and they say it gets colder,
You ditch your GF so you get the cold shoulder .
But the members will all beg to differ,
Judging by the holes in your bank account picture.
The place you train is gettin' macroed bad,
Your chickens got stolen so you're getting pretty mad.
My logs on fire, how bout yours?
You can't even fletch 'em so you're gonna get bored.

Hey now, you're a newbie,
get your stats up, go train.
Hey now, you're a frooby,
go to Lumby, go beg.
And all that glitters is gold,
Only shooting stars make the scores.

(instrumental break)

Hey now, you're a newbie,
get your stats up, go train.
Hey now, you're a frooby,
go to Lumby, go beg.
And all that glitters is gold,
Only shooting stars make the scores.

Some nooby once asked, "couldja give me coins real fast?
I need to buy myself an Adamant maaaace",
I said, "yep, what a concept, I could use a new weapon myself...
"and noobs could ALL use a little Chaaaaannnge!"

Well, the noobs start begging and they don't stop coming,
Broke all the rules and I hit the ground perm-banned.
Didn't make sense to just level up,
Members are smart but froobs are nubs.
Not much to do when your account is free,
so what's wrong with begging in Lumby?
You'll never know if your levels don't grow. (GROW!)
You'll never get on the High scores

Hey now, you're a newbie,
get your stats up, go train.
Hey now, you're a frooby,
go to Lumby, go beg.
And all that glitters is gold,
Only shooting stars make the scores.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 38

Voting Breakdown

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 2   1
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 3   1
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 5   28
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Mr Moron72 - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Not too bad and now I don't feel alone in the universe. Definitely not worth 3 5s though... Add me if you want. I posted my rs name. lol.
Matt Flora - May 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow JC, you friggin moron. You shoulda read my song. BTW, love the song
Jon S. - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
The song is from the 2000s, not the 70s, Bozo.
Doctor Spam - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I hate Runescape but that song is funny 5-5-5 for you.
shamashimoe - March 01, 2008 - Report this comment
i think this is the best sog ever because of one reason and one reason only its to do with the best game ever runescape rocks!!!!!!!
runescape noob - April 05, 2008 - Report this comment
i think runescape is lam but i love the song lol. add zezima if u want to talk to me
dmaniop22 - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
dude this is best song ever! lol i got messed up on how the beat goes... except for 1 part... lol and i voted all 5s! ur da best man!
dmaniop22 - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
again man! ur da best! well, guys, heres the song again... Somebody once told me the world is gonna pwn me, I ain't the highest name on the scores. She was looking kinda gay, with her bronze med on all day, that pathetic nooby helm on her forehead. Well, the noobs start begging, and they don't stop coming, Broke all the rules and I hit the ground muted. Didn't make sense just to level up, Members are smart but froobs are dumb. Not much to do when your account is free, so what's wrong with begging in Lumby? You'll never know if your levels don't grow, You'll never get on the High scores. Hey now, you're a newbie, get your stats up, go train. Hey now, you're a frooby, go to Lumby, go beg. And all that glitters is gold, Only shooting stars make the scores. Members is a cool place, and they say it gets colder, You ditch your GF so you get the cold shoulder . But the members will all beg to differ, Judging by the holes in your bank account picture. The place you train is gettin' macroed bad, Your chickens got stolen so you're getting pretty mad. My logs on fire, how bout yours? You can't even fletch 'em so you're gonna get bored. Hey now, you're a newbie, get your stats up, go train. Hey now, you're a frooby, go to Lumby, go beg. And all that glitters is gold, Only shooting stars make the scores. (instrumental break) Hey now, you're a newbie, get your stats up, go train. Hey now, you're a frooby, go to Lumby, go beg. And all that glitters is gold, Only shooting stars make the scores. Some nooby once asked, "couldja give me coins real fast? I need to buy myself an Adamant maaaace", I said, "yep, what a concept, I could use a new weapon myself... "and noobs could ALL use a little Chaaaaannnge!" Well, the noobs start begging and they don't stop coming, Broke all the rules and I hit the ground perm-banned. Didn't make sense to just level up, Members are smart but froobs are nubs. Not much to do when your account is free, so what's wrong with begging in Lumby? You'll never know if your levels don't grow. (GROW!) You'll never get on the High scores Hey now, you're a newbie, get your stats up, go train. Hey now, you're a frooby, go to Lumby, go beg. And all that glitters is gold, Only shooting stars make the scores.
combat - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
sounds like the song your a rockstar go out play
Poop Pants - November 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Actually, Jon S, it's from the nineties. The parody itself, otoh, is not so good. I think it could use a little work
SgtJohnson - July 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Frigging funny man 5-5-5 I sang along This is my favorite song ever
ananamous - January 10, 2011 - Report this comment
hey if u have this problem on runescape swich 2 websterscape u lvl up quicker

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