This guy is cute, that guy is not
He's got no brains, who cares, he's loaded and HOT
The geek and the goths and the losers, they bore
As long as I'm with my girls, I couldn't care more

I am sorority girl, yeah, yeah, yeah

There is the hot one who's cooler than the bitchy one
Who teases the smart one who hangs with the sweet one
Different cliques for different chicks
So on and so on and *spoken* like, whatever...
Ooh la la...we girls must stick together

I am so cool so boo-hoo to you
You shop for your clothes in some old-town zoo
I pretend to like you just to be nice and
Hope you'll get me through exams to the sem's end

I am sorority girl

So I like the pink top because it matches my flip-flops
I'm thinking of my prom dress, oh God! my hair's all a mess
Different styles for different smiles
So on and so on and...*spoken* EEE!!! That's just adorable!!!

So Joe is with Jessie, who has a thing for Eddy
Who's crazy over Anne May, it's sad 'cause I think she's gay
It's girl talk, we laugh and balk
So on and so on and *spoken* *GASP! NO way!!! She said THAT?!!

Ooh la la...I am sorority girl