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Song Parodies -> "Family Of Bears"

Original Song Title:

"Family Affair"

Original Performer:

Sly And The Family Stone

Parody Song Title:

"Family Of Bears"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears

one child...showed up to eat...
some porridge...but she quickly learned
that though one bowl...required some heat
another made her tongue just burn

she left the both of them
and ate the one she could
that meal...belonged to mom
now, she's gonna get it good

its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears

new cub bed, a year ago
and now she's bustin' the whole thing out..yeah
though goldie oughta go
ol' goldie stayed and she crashed out
the bears see...that someone's been there
asleep she lays...should have been somewhere else

the cub cries...cause his bed's broke down
she'll be dyin' right away
and she'll be choked down

its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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John Barry - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Great idea--children's stories set to music. Got me thinking.
Rick C - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Great turn on the OS, AR but, you started John thinking. Now we're all in trouble....5s
Paul Robinson - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I could bearly contain myself on this one, alvin...lol...5's
AFW - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
this is betther than just a nursery rhyme set to music...it's a registered nursury rhyme.....three, five foot bears
alvin rhodes - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks john rick paul and AFW
Meriadoc - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent Alvin! And I always love your choice of OS's!
alvin rhodes - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks merry

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