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Song Parodies -> "Stupid White People"

Original Song Title:

"Everyday People"

Original Performer:

Sly and the Family Stone

Parody Song Title:

"Stupid White People"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

Oh, I know people are up in arms. "What does he mean 'Stupid White People?'" Allow me to explain: consider that in horror films, it is RARELY the black person that gets killed unless 1- they die in the first 5 minutes (Jada Pinkett in Scream 2), 2- they're the token black guy (Deon Richmond in Scream 3), or 3- the movie is a black film (Tales from the Hood). Otherwise, when weird stuff starts happening, the black people clear out! But who sticks around? You guessed it! Stupid white people! They aren't stupid because they're white, but how smart do you have to be to know that a place where people are mysteriously being killed is NOT the place to spend a weekend!?
You might think I'm right, you might think I'm wrong
But you can't doubt the words that are in my song
The killer, the slasher, the horror films
Makes no difference what group they're in

I love stupid white people people, yeah yeah

There is a cute one who can't outrun the scary one
She's tripping like a dumb one, but now she is a dead one
Big knife strokes that murder folks
In Friday the 13th and all the scary movies

Oh ha ha - you gotta see this movie!

I ain't no killer and neither are you
But you just have to laugh at Scream 1 and 2
They're screaming, they're running, they're tripping and then
The killer turns out to be their best friend

I love stupid white people, yeah yeah

There is the crazy one that doesn't like the hot one
For going with the cute one and bashing on the nerdy one
Big knifes strokes for hearts that broke
Like Urban Legend and all those scary movies

Oh ha ha! You gotta watch the movie!

There are the silly ones that really like the scary one
They think he is a cool one but really he's the crazy one
More knife strokes, and more dead folks
And so on and so on with all the scary movies!

Oh ha ha!

I love stupid white people!

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Mike Florio - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
ha ha ha ha ha, very good! and so true!
Wild Man - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
You can't deny the slap stick in B movie Sci-Fi
Michael Pacholek - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
"When I was a kid, I loved horror movies. But now that I'm grown up, I think that anybody that gets killed by the Frankenstein monster or the Mummy deserves to die. They have got to be the slowest monsters of all time!" -- Bill Cosby
Billy Florio - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Syncronos......but the most stupid white person is the one who wrote Scream 1,2 &3...I mean no black people can write a really bad horror film...I mean....oh wait I forgot about Scary Movie 2 lol
Peregrin - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
This SWP is voting high!
Meriadoc - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Perfect as always, Sync! But remember that scene in Canadian Bacon where they were discussing how the black person always gets killed first...?
Jonathan C. - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
You hit it right on the head, Sync. It's never the white male that is killed first, but they almost always turn out to be the hero at the end. Just like in the finale of "Buffy:The Vampire Slayer" (Maybe the sex has changed, but not the skin color.)
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Parody About Movies
Bob Gomez - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Synchronos gets the timing right. This reminds me to run from scary movies--before I pay $6.50 to get in. d;:^)
White Man - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Whata hell wrong with the white men, we still beat the shit out of all the other dark skinned!

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