-> "Indiana Jones (Written in Cuneiform!)"
Original Song Title:
"Women In Uniform"
Parody Song Title:
"Indiana Jones (Written in Cuneiform!)"
The Lyrics
Hello there Henry
Life’s more than it seems
Hot fights and cool girls
Welcome to your dream
Aaah
Aaah
Aaah
Aaah
Worn fedora, .45 on his hip
His name’s Indianna, don't you mess with his whip
Tablet says “the treasure is a…red vest”?!
Not the right translation? Well, I…shoulda guessed
Written in cuneiform! Language…that looks so old
Written in cuneiform, and oooh…this tablet’s worn
Searching for the treasure back in 1947
Surely, this says “this is the door to heaven”
Looking up the words, trying to see what he could see
He leaned over and said ‘snakes are not for me’
Leather jacket and brown leather boots
Egyptian hieroglyphics make him say ‘aw shoot!’
He spoke the words and he phrased it right
Trapdoor opens up and he falls from sight….
Written in cuneiform! Language…that looks so old
Written in cuneiform, and oooh…this tablet’s worn
Written in cuneiform! Written in cuneiform!
Written in cuneiform! Written in cuneiform!
Treasure dig, near the Sudanese border
Sallah says, “Indy! Reverse the order!”
One bird symbol and a…half sun
Temple fin’lly opened! He’s found the one!
Written in cuneiform! Language…that looks so old
Written in cuneiform, and oooh…this tablet’s worn
Written in cuneiform! Written in cuneiform!
Written in cuneiform! Written in cuneiform!
Indy fin’lly hit the right button, made his grand entry
A big gap and a trap or two, moved right through with ease
Whipped a branch from an ancient tree, then he swung across
But he misread the cuneiform. Now he’s REALLY lost…
Aaah
Aaah
Aaah
Aaah
Written in cuneiform! Language…that looks so old
Written in cuneiform, and oooh…this tablet’s worn
Written in cuneiform! Ancient numbers, too!
Written in cuneiform! What’s a guy to do?
Written in cuneiform! Written in cuneiform!
Written in cuneiform! Written in cuneiform!
Written in cuneiform! Ancient numbers, too!
Written in cuneiform! What’s a guy to do?
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