-> "Living Like I'm 70"
Original Song Title:
"Living In The 70's"
Parody Song Title:
"Living Like I'm 70"
The Lyrics
I feel a little cranky
I’m feeling aches and pains
Those kids with their cell phones
Ain’t got any brains
My skin’s a little wrinkly
My sight’s a little gone
I yell at the paperboy
“Get off my lawn!”
I’m living like I’m 70
Eating soft food like fresh cottage cheese
If I’m driving fifteen I’m just slowing down
And all of my old pals are underground
Memory’s out of service
I’m eating prunes and bran
I pop a pill for wood time
So bring on the Gran
My bones are a bit fragile
My hair looks like snow
Arthritis, and a bad spine
Like a turtle, I’m slow
I’m living like I’m 70
When I walk I huff and wheeze
All though the day I need to take a leak
And Medicare pays, because I’m an antique
I’m living like I’m 70
I’m living like I’m 70
I’m living like I’m 70
Soon dying cause I’m 70…
(Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
(Vietnam!)
(Blah! Blah! Blah!)
(Grandpa!)
Swell…
I feel a little hip strain
Since war I’m kinda crazed
I’m always stinking
From ointment I glazed
No longer am I young pup
No longer a premier
I feel like an old man…
I’ll be dead next year
I’m living like I’m 70
Knocked to ground every time that I sneeze
I’m living like I’m 70
I’m living like I’m 70
I’m living like I’m 70
Say things like “Skiddattle” and “Geeze”
With no hearing-aid I can’t heed a sound
I’m the oldest mutt in the whole dang pound
I’m living like I’m 70
I’m living like I’m 70
I’m living like I’m 70…
Soon dying cause I’m 70
I’m living like I’m 70
I’m old as the hill, sky, and trees
I walk with a cane, because I’m so weak
Hot nurse gets paid for helping me streak
I’m living like I’m 70
I’m living like I’m 70
I’m living like I’m 70…
Soon dying cause I’m 70
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