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Song Parodies -> "I'm A Dumb Junkie"

Original Song Title:

"We are Family"

Original Performer:

Sister Sledge

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Dumb Junkie"

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The Lyrics

hehe...say no to drugs
I'm a dumb junkie
I'm an addict got my friends with me
This drug aint a win
One try and your hooked for like

My house has needles all 'round
As I stumble by
(I) and I can't say no to junk
I'm a dumb junkie
(ALL!) all my partners have gotten AIDS
All because of smack
I really wish I wasn't broke
I could use a huge heroin dose

I'm a dumb junkie
I'm addicted to heroin
I'm a dumb junkie
I just want some smack with me

I'm a dumb junkie
I put a needle in my neck
I am so unclean
Turns out I almost killed myself

Living life ain't fun, unless i've got some heroin
I had some just now, before but I lost it
(Aurgh!) i guess thats cause I'm a dumb junkie
I really need some junk
(I) I live on the streets
With a tin cup by my feet
I need money for my heroin
I sing my song
I ask strangers for moneeeeeeey!

I'm a dumb junkie
Heroin it ruined my life
Still I love it
Is that a full needle I see?

I'm a dumb junkie
I'm an addict got my friends with me
This drug aint a win
One try and your hooked for like
and if that doesnt convince u read the book junk

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