Song Parodies -> Bridge Loan for Troubled Autos
| Original Song Title: | "Bridge Over Troubled Water" |
| Original Performer: | Simon & Garfunkel |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bridge Loan for Troubled Autos" |
| Parody Written by: | Leo Keough |
When your weary sales have stalled
When dreary shares have died
I will buy them all
I'm on your side
When times get tough
And credit's hit by drought
Like a bridge loan for troubled autos
I will bail you out
Like a bridge loan for troubled autos
I will bail you out
When your dealers shout, when your unions shriek
When vendors call your cards
I will come for you
I'll sell your parts
When Congress balks
And faith is left in doubt
Like a bridge loan for troubled autos
I will bail you out
Like a bridge loan for troubled autos
I will bail you out
Sail on SUV's, sail on trucks
Your time has come and gone
All your dreams have gone away
See how they've gone
If you vow to dump
Your CEO's and Chair's
Like a bridge loan for troubled autos
I will buy your shares
Like a bridge loan for troubled autos
I will buy your shares
When dreary shares have died
I will buy them all
I'm on your side
When times get tough
And credit's hit by drought
Like a bridge loan for troubled autos
I will bail you out
Like a bridge loan for troubled autos
I will bail you out
When your dealers shout, when your unions shriek
When vendors call your cards
I will come for you
I'll sell your parts
When Congress balks
And faith is left in doubt
Like a bridge loan for troubled autos
I will bail you out
Like a bridge loan for troubled autos
I will bail you out
Sail on SUV's, sail on trucks
Your time has come and gone
All your dreams have gone away
See how they've gone
If you vow to dump
Your CEO's and Chair's
Like a bridge loan for troubled autos
I will buy your shares
Like a bridge loan for troubled autos
I will buy your shares
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wonderfully worded and paced and maintains the hopeful tone of the OS.....nice job
I'm with Alvin, here's a handout 555 to fuel you machine.
Very well said, and very well written
What's good for General Motors. . .no, wait a minute! I can put you in that Chevy for a 555 APR.
Pointed and poignant -- just right for the OS. Good job.
Sir, but how about ~ChrySir~ & FORD ? ? just sprinkle them with the magic dust of CASH . . .
Good rhyming.
Super write, Leo - excellent use of the OS.
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