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Song Parodies -> "Bridge Loan for Troubled Autos"

Original Song Title:

"Bridge Over Troubled Water"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Bridge Loan for Troubled Autos"

Parody Written by:

Leo Keough

The Lyrics

When your weary sales have stalled
When dreary shares have died
I will buy them all
I'm on your side
When times get tough
And credit's hit by drought
Like a bridge loan for troubled autos
I will bail you out
Like a bridge loan for troubled autos
I will bail you out

When your dealers shout, when your unions shriek
When vendors call your cards
I will come for you
I'll sell your parts
When Congress balks
And faith is left in doubt
Like a bridge loan for troubled autos
I will bail you out
Like a bridge loan for troubled autos
I will bail you out

Sail on SUV's, sail on trucks
Your time has come and gone
All your dreams have gone away
See how they've gone
If you vow to dump
Your CEO's and Chair's
Like a bridge loan for troubled autos
I will buy your shares
Like a bridge loan for troubled autos
I will buy your shares

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alvin - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
wonderfully worded and paced and maintains the hopeful tone of the OS.....nice job
Peter Andersson - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm with Alvin, here's a handout 555 to fuel you machine.
AFW - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Very well said, and very well written
John Barry - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
What's good for General Motors. . .no, wait a minute! I can put you in that Chevy for a 555 APR.
Stan Hall - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Pointed and poignant -- just right for the OS. Good job.
MadameAutoVO - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, but how about ~ChrySir~ & FORD ? ? just sprinkle them with the magic dust of CASH . . .
2Eagle - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Good rhyming.
Phil Alexander - November 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Super write, Leo - excellent use of the OS.

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