Song Parodies -> Go Long, Plaxico
| Original Song Title: | "So Long, Fran Lloyd Wright" |
| Original Performer: | Simon & Garfunkel |
| Parody Song Title: | "Go Long, Plaxico" |
| Parody Written by: | Stan Hall |
For starters, celebration in song is the _minimal_ compensation owed _anyone_ named "Plaxico." :-)
Go long, Plax-i-co!
Most of the balls I toss your way you catch
For extra yards, so natch,
My song’s
Go long!
Go long, Plax-i-co,
You’ll be my “go-to” guy when I heave bombs
Your cool-headed aplomb’s
So strong.
Go long.
Patriot believers think that no receivers
Can foil their passing defense plan.
But it’ll prove brittle
Whether zone or man-to-man.
(musical interlude)
Patriot believers will find they’re self-deceivers,
Ev-er-y Foxboro fan!
Go long, Plax-i-co!
Do what you do to thrill the back home throng
And nothing will go wrong.
Go long!
Be strong …. go long!
Be strong …. go long!
Be strong …. go long!
Be strong …. go long!
Most of the balls I toss your way you catch
For extra yards, so natch,
My song’s
Go long!
Go long, Plax-i-co,
You’ll be my “go-to” guy when I heave bombs
Your cool-headed aplomb’s
So strong.
Go long.
Patriot believers think that no receivers
Can foil their passing defense plan.
But it’ll prove brittle
Whether zone or man-to-man.
(musical interlude)
Patriot believers will find they’re self-deceivers,
Ev-er-y Foxboro fan!
Go long, Plax-i-co!
Do what you do to thrill the back home throng
And nothing will go wrong.
Go long!
Be strong …. go long!
Be strong …. go long!
Be strong …. go long!
Be strong …. go long!
© Stan Hall Can't decide which would be more delicious: Pats losing in a humiliating blowout or in a heartbreaker with Brady blowing 2-point PAT attempt as the clock expires. Maybe the latter. :-)
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not a football fan, but amusing nonetheless
Thanks, Alvin. Not really much of a football fan myself, but "Plaxico" is funny all by itself. :-)
I plan to vacate on SuperBowl Sunday!! On the Coast, in the Land of PumpkinRie, is where this maid shall be!
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