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Song Parodies -> "Cubs During Summer Baseball"

Original Song Title:

"Bridge Over Troubled Waters"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Cubs During Summer Baseball"

Parody Written by:

Mark Freund

The Lyrics

Were you're weary, felling small
When tears are in you're eyes,
The Cubs lost them all
Time's on you're side, oh when times get rough
And wins just can't be found
Like the Cubs during Summer baseball
Their record is down
Like the Cubs during Bummer baseball
Their record is down

When they're down and out
On a losing streak
When looses fall so hard
No comfort for you
They're ripped apart
Oh when losing comes
And pain is all around
Like Cub fans who go to Wrigley Field
They are going down
Like a team that cannot win ball games
They'll be going down

Sail on Losing Team
Sail on by
You're time will never shine
All you're dreams are stuck halfway
Why won't they shine?
Oh, they're without a win
They can't save their behind
Like a team who loses many games
There's no win to find
Like a team who loses ball games
There's no win to find

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Michael Pacholek - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Actually, the Cubs have had some good summers. As Butch Cassidy (as played by Paul Newman) would say, it's the fall that's gonna kill 'em! Billy goats, black cats, September Swoons, easy errors, gopher balls, and in one case, one of their own fans...
joe cubbie - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
cubs rule, u drool

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