-> "Maricons"
Original Song Title:
"America"
Parody Song Title:
"Maricons"
The Lyrics
Now you know Foley's a pederast, should you stay homo?
Is it all right to call Barney a fag?
Gotta wonder 'bout the Dhimmicrats and where their int'rest lies:
They're not sure whether they like maricons.
Howard Dean got in trouble for not liking gay "marriage."
Leftards want homos in charge of Boy Scouts,
But not in charge of them as Catholic priests; they're
Not sure whether they like maricons.
Can you really trust
Fools who live for their hatreds?
Even if they're fools who hate someone that you despise?
If they don't like you, they might just decide you're a scandal!
That page is seventeen; it's all right for you to screw him,
Provided, of course, that you're Gerry Studds!
If, however, you send messages, and just talk really queer,
Then some leftard hatemongers will kick your rear.
Leftards have lost their minds, if they ever had any.
They once hated Guckert, can't remember why...
Can't tell you today what they like or don't like,
They're not sure whether they like maricons,
Not sure whether they like maricons...
Not sure whether they like maricons...
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