I'm glad that Jeffrey Dahmer is in jail
Yes I am
He makes Spam
From fellow man.

I'm glad that Jeffrey Dahmer won't get bail
Or parole
His guacamole
Tastes like Bob Dole

Away, I'd rather run away
Like a bear, from dinnerware
A man, like beef, becomes chuck ground
When Jeff D. is hanging around
Keep him locked down

I'd rather be a person than a meal
Yes I would
Don't taste good
Cooked over wood.

I'd rather not let Dahmer boil my feet
And my toes
Need my nose
Keep his cell closed.