Song Parodies -> Cello, Harp & Violin...
| Original Song Title: | "The Sound of Silence" |
| Original Performer: | Simon & Garfunkel |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cello, Harp & Violin..." |
| Parody Written by: | Leo Jay |
cello, harp and violin,
in conversation with the winds;
and as a piccolo begins weeping,
a soprano very sweetly sings;
and their mission: to entrance and to entrain
heart and brain
in a profound alliance
then all at once, you hear the tone
of a sorrowful trombone;
as the maestro stands in firm command,
and shapes the music with expressive hands,
feel the rise and fall as the crash of a cymbal dies,
and realize
it's a profound alliance
then, as dictated by the score,
violas venture to the fore
while the oboes all begin bleating
at the violins with purring strings;
and a sound that's strong and joyous fills the air
like a prayer
for a profound alliance
mournful winds begin to blow:
the bassoon and saxophone;
cymbals selflessly remain subdued;
timid timpani dare not intrude;
then the sound at once begins to swell;
ringing... like a bell:
alliance
timpani begin to play
and crescendo to forte;
as its resonance begins roaring,
and the orchestra begins soaring,
a sub-lime and pro-found in-vi-ta-tion
rings out be-yond the con-cert hall --
-- can you hear it call --
beckoning... a profound alliance
in conversation with the winds;
and as a piccolo begins weeping,
a soprano very sweetly sings;
and their mission: to entrance and to entrain
heart and brain
in a profound alliance
then all at once, you hear the tone
of a sorrowful trombone;
as the maestro stands in firm command,
and shapes the music with expressive hands,
feel the rise and fall as the crash of a cymbal dies,
and realize
it's a profound alliance
then, as dictated by the score,
violas venture to the fore
while the oboes all begin bleating
at the violins with purring strings;
and a sound that's strong and joyous fills the air
like a prayer
for a profound alliance
mournful winds begin to blow:
the bassoon and saxophone;
cymbals selflessly remain subdued;
timid timpani dare not intrude;
then the sound at once begins to swell;
ringing... like a bell:
alliance
timpani begin to play
and crescendo to forte;
as its resonance begins roaring,
and the orchestra begins soaring,
a sub-lime and pro-found in-vi-ta-tion
rings out be-yond the con-cert hall --
-- can you hear it call --
beckoning... a profound alliance
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| 5 | 22 | 21 | 22 |
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That's just plain beautiful. 5's
fantastic, Leo - tightly-paced, great original idea, and brilliant execution - big 5s for this
Wonderfully structured and very moving...just like a concerto. 555
Wonderfully poetic. I'm sending it to my wife, who plays oboe in several orchestras, to pass around.
This parody honestly paints one of the most vivid pictures in my mind...and really is quite moving. I loved it! And it's the perfect OS, too. Just absolutely brilliant...=)
Wow, that was as good as the original! This was like watching Disneys 'Fantasia' except with my ears instead of my eyes.
Hey, thanks for the kind comments, folks. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Beautifully written, Leo! Your love of music shines through! 555
Echoing everyone elses comments, very well done, giving vivid images throughout. No 4-2-3 here =)
Been gone a week, Just got back. First one that caught my eye. Great one, you know we loves them orchestras.
This one has a lot of heart. Good job.
Bravo! You've conducted a most memorable parody, here...
Nice Leo. I know you were struggling with this a bit on the pacing irregularaties you mentioned a while back, but this was orchestrated well. 555.
Astoundingly beautiful. More proof that a parody need not be funny to get high 5's from me. I listened to this more than read it.
555 Everyones said it already ;)
DAMN!!!
[SOTM] Had to go upstairs and rake my mam's old S&G LPs from out of the cupboard, but it was worth the effort... this was really good 555
(SOTM) Still excellent Leo.
SOTM--this one still makes me smile...it's just so visual...I can't get over it. GREAT job!
(SOTM) Wow, this is totally unlike anything I read of yours. Reads more like an Adagio work (it's no wonder she loved it and commented first). Was there a certain piece you had in mind when you wrote it?
(SOTM) Very nice, you should be proud of this one
(SOTM) You've come a long way from "Ho, Pay Me!" (one of my top 5 favorite parodies on the site, by the way). This is splendid. It reads like something that could be published, and not as a parody. Wonderful!
see, this is why i should have kept with the music lessons. nice job. your high school music teacher would be proud.
(SOTM) If the average everyday parody is a Harmonica, then this one is THE Stradivarius of this month! Simply beautiful, goes right into my shortlist.
(SOTM) Simply one of the best parodies on the site, bar none. The sound and visual effects that this invokes is absolutely astounding.
(SOTM) Still excellent, reminds me of the Bugs Bunny cartoon with the musical note. Very well written.
(sotm) already commented - this is the writing of a master
Wow, thanks again to all for your generous comments (and re-comments!). I have to fake -- er, 'show' my sensitive side once in a while.
BTW, no Ag, I didn't have any particular piece in mind. I started to left-brain it a bit too much at first, obsessing over whether it would make sense to have a cymbal crash so early in a movement, whether it made sense to have a vocal soloist, etc..., but eventually I just surrendered to the notion of creative license.
BTW, no Ag, I didn't have any particular piece in mind. I started to left-brain it a bit too much at first, obsessing over whether it would make sense to have a cymbal crash so early in a movement, whether it made sense to have a vocal soloist, etc..., but eventually I just surrendered to the notion of creative license.
It would be really cool if this was recorded with an arrangement of a full orchestra aping the actions of the lyrics!
(SOTM) Very well-written and heartfelt.
Hilarious! I especially love the part where the girl and chimpanzee pray, throw the dice, and kneel in the parking lot. With Maria Sharapova.
Oops - wrong parody.
You're one of my favorite writers, OJ. This one is dreamy.
Oops - wrong parody.
You're one of my favorite writers, OJ. This one is dreamy.
(SOTM) Gets my highest compliment --- I wish I'd thought of it first !
(SOTM) My take on orchestra would be a bit more bitter and focused on egos and the like (musicians are so touchy), but you get 5's anyway!
P.S. I recently had another author PM me to ask if you and I are the same person. It made my day.
Nearly missed this one... sweet, very sweet.
PS Spaff - was it this parody?
Oh, give me a home
With a great big bedroam
Where the girl and the chimpanzee play
...oh, sorry, was that supposed to be "pray"?
PS Spaff - was it this parody?
Oh, give me a home
With a great big bedroam
Where the girl and the chimpanzee play
...oh, sorry, was that supposed to be "pray"?
Yeah, really well-written, dramatic and vivid. Also an excellent example of why voting in this tournament is like comparing apples and oranges. I have trouble comparing this to the other works here, because most of the other works are funny, but then they are TRYING to be funny. This is very visual and vivid, which is what it's TRYING to be. I wonder how many other people here have this same trouble in comparing.
(SOTM) still quite beautiful..
SOTM.. Very moving piece. Your obvious love of music really shines here. It was like being at a performance. Well done, Leo. 555
Awww... lovely work, Leo. (ya freakin' pansy!) Great title, an original concept and executed with your usual flair. (ya freakin' pansy!) 555
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