I know I can't be crass,
So I'll just say that you're a 'bass turd'
I'll use a homophone
That makes you sound like you're fish poopy

(ka-ka-ka, ka-ka, ka-ka... you're fish poopy)

Hello, bass turd (homophonin')
Last night, a Stiller flick was showin'
Mother Focker on TV!
'Meet the Fockers' sure was kooky!

(Ma-ma-ma, Mo-ther Fock-er... what a cutie!)

I've got no 'pee' or 'doo', no 'fisting' up my sleeve
(Though they're quite acceptable, I do believe...)
But I must call you 'bass turd' or banned I will be
Though I love you... you're fish poopy

(Ba-ba-ba, bass-turd, bass-turd... you're fish poopy)