-> "I Can't Stand to Learn Esoterica"
Original Song Title:
"America"
Parody Song Title:
"I Can't Stand to Learn Esoterica"
The Lyrics
Tolstoy and Flaubert -- can't stand them, and who cares what they wrote?
That foreign lit shit ain't really my bag...
So I cut the class to smoke a joint and hang out in the park
Cause I can't stand to learn esoterica...
Cosines and Tangents, I can't understand why we learn them
Trig and equations are useless to me...
It took me four tries to pass with a 65
Can't stand to learn esoterica...
Laughing at the fools sucking up to the teachers
They'll go to college and learn even more of this crap
Better be careful they don't find they've wasted their parents' dough
What does it matter, though -- rich kids will always get richer
I've got no money, no book smarts, no hope...
So I don't even want to see what will become of me
I'll just sit in silence and smoke my weed
School is a lost cause, I cut or sit in back sleeping
They're wasting my time and I'm wasting my life
Counting the days until high school is over...
I can't stand to learn esoterica
Can't stand to learn esoterica...
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