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Song Parodies -> "El Sparrow P Off"

Original Song Title:

"El Condor Pasa"

Original Performer:

Simon And Garfunkle

Parody Song Title:

"El Sparrow P Off"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

having severe writers block at the moment !
i wanna hit a sparrow with a nail
yes a club ,made of wood,a deadly thud
i would be jeffery darmer with a veil
yes i could,if i wore my hood,a surly thug

away it just sings all day
rabbits on, just like matron
this man has tried to block out the sound
it gives my world it's maddest sound
it drives me round

i'd gather up the forest and the tweet
yes i would, wish i could,be robin hood
i'd like to feel the bird beneath my feet
yes i could,if i only would - i'd stone the bird

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Red Ant - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
That was pretty random, lol! I'll trust you on the pacing since I don't have my S&G GH CD handy, and this isn't one my favorite songs anyway. Whatever it takes to get past your writer's block, do it! 5s.
Matthias - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Not as random as you may think, on campus it is a habbit to club sparrows with nailed clubs..... Or at clubs we get nailed like sparrows, one of the two
Stuart McArthur - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
a bit of adagio seems to be creeping into your work tomario! - tomagio? - curiously emtertaining - 555
Adagio - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Makes perfect sense to me. : )
bobpiecheese - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 9) Doesn't seem fair to the poor sparrows! I love the title!
Kristof Robertson - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC9) Okaaaayyy ain't gettin' anywhere near my parakeet! 555
Johnny D - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC) Another sick, twisted parody. It gets three 5s.
Stuart McArthur - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(decath9) see above - still weirdly enjoyable!
Arwen - January 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I just can't help but feel sorry for the sparrow...but this was fun!
Josh 2 - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
lol brilliant, 5s

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