Song Parodies -> Yorp Eenus
| Original Song Title: | "Venus" |
| Original Performer: | Shocking Blue |
| Parody Song Title: | "Yorp Eenus" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
(instrumental intro)
Her gender-reassignment doc
Made a most amazing claim
"My first name is Yorp", said the doc
"And Eenus my last name."
That doctor!
He's crazy, that doctor!
"Well,
I'm Yorp Eenus,
I'm the cloner
Of your new boner."
"I'm Yorp Eenus,
I'm the crafter
Of your new spaffter."
(instrumental break)
He sculpted with a crystal knife
Making every man-gland
Sculpturing life-like tube-logs
Rods like no one else has
WOW!
That doctor!
He's wacko, that doctor!
"Well,
I'm Yorp Eenus,
The assembler
Of your new member."
"I'm Yorp Eenus,
The constructor
Of your new ductwork."
(instrumental break)
He's done it!
Her doctor, he's done it!
"Well,
I'm Yorp Eenus,
You're now owner
Of a swell boner."
"I'm Yorp Eenus,
I'm the swami
Of your salami."
(instrumental ending)
Her gender-reassignment doc
Made a most amazing claim
"My first name is Yorp", said the doc
"And Eenus my last name."
That doctor!
He's crazy, that doctor!
"Well,
I'm Yorp Eenus,
I'm the cloner
Of your new boner."
"I'm Yorp Eenus,
I'm the crafter
Of your new spaffter."
(instrumental break)
He sculpted with a crystal knife
Making every man-gland
Sculpturing life-like tube-logs
Rods like no one else has
WOW!
That doctor!
He's wacko, that doctor!
"Well,
I'm Yorp Eenus,
The assembler
Of your new member."
"I'm Yorp Eenus,
The constructor
Of your new ductwork."
(instrumental break)
He's done it!
Her doctor, he's done it!
"Well,
I'm Yorp Eenus,
You're now owner
Of a swell boner."
"I'm Yorp Eenus,
I'm the swami
Of your salami."
(instrumental ending)
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LOL Favorite verse....
Of your salami."
5's
Of your salami."
5's
Ditto on Adagio's comment..."I'm the swami...Of your salami." LOL!! 5s!
LMAO! I am laughing so hard I am crying!!! I would write a longer comment but I can't seem to reMEMBER wher my pen is! 555
Agghhh! Comments left out part of the verse that I liked...."I'M THE SWAMI...of your salami."
Shocking! 5s.
You're on fire baby! LMAO
Awesome job! 555!
yorp arody was a riot
Thank you all!
Adagio: Heh heh heh, you left the yogi at the deli, didn't you?
Arwen: You are? Rrrrowwrrrrr..... j/k !!
Cookie-man: Don't lose your pen! You'll be guyless without your stylus!
JB: ZAP.
Ashkicksass: And your comment throws much-appreciated gasoline on the bonfire of my vanities!
Jack: Thanks, Grub King!
alvin: Yorc omment was, too!
Adagio: Heh heh heh, you left the yogi at the deli, didn't you?
Arwen: You are? Rrrrowwrrrrr..... j/k !!
Cookie-man: Don't lose your pen! You'll be guyless without your stylus!
JB: ZAP.
Ashkicksass: And your comment throws much-appreciated gasoline on the bonfire of my vanities!
Jack: Thanks, Grub King!
alvin: Yorc omment was, too!
So that´s what a spaff(ter) is!
Heh heh heh, thanks K1chyd!
Heh heh - I suspect Chucky has just given up trying to censor... ;-D
SNIRK!!! 555
Thanks, Merry & Kristof!
I tend not to like bawdy stuff, but this is funny. Actually, I find that when I sing it out loud, the doctor's name sounds like "your p*nis"! Which of course makes it even funnier. Did anyone else notice that?
Thanks Dudley!
You're quite the crafter, Johnny BD.
Laughter's all I'm after, Mighty Spaffter. Thanks!
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