(Intro).
A girl can feel pretty, a girl can feel smart...
Girl:"Teee.....heeee....heeee...heeee!
A girl can feel wonderful, a girl can feel fat!
Girl:"Feel fat, feel fat, feel fat. It ain't rad to feel fat!

And if Ally McBeal appears on TV.....
TV:"I need a man!"
Would she turn off the TV and read a book instead?
Girl:"NO! I'LL FEEL FAT! FEEL FAT! FEEL FAT! It ain't rad to feel fat!"

What if a store attendant says some thing mean....
Attendant"Honey, you need a size large."
Would she go to the size 20's and not say a word?
Girl:"NO! I'LL FEEL FAT! FEEL FAT! FEEL FAT! It ain't rad to feel fat!"

And, what if her boyfriend turns her down....
Guy:"Honey, I do not find you attractive."
Would she tell him to drop dead and storm out the door?
Girl:"NO! I'LL FEEL FAT! FEEL FAT! FEEL FAT! It ain't rad to feel fat!"

And in the end aren't you glad, that people understand what makes her feel fat?
Everybody:"She feels fat! Feels fat! Feels fat! It ain't rad to feel fat!"
Girl:"Yayyyyyyy!"