Song Parodies -> I Feel Fat!
| Original Song Title: | "I Feel Mad!" |
| Original Performer: | Sesame Street |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Feel Fat!" |
| Parody Written by: | 2LD4U |
What a lot of girls have to cope with.......
(Intro).
A girl can feel pretty, a girl can feel smart...
Girl:"Teee.....heeee....heeee...heeee!
A girl can feel wonderful, a girl can feel fat!
Girl:"Feel fat, feel fat, feel fat. It ain't rad to feel fat!
And if Ally McBeal appears on TV.....
TV:"I need a man!"
Would she turn off the TV and read a book instead?
Girl:"NO! I'LL FEEL FAT! FEEL FAT! FEEL FAT! It ain't rad to feel fat!"
What if a store attendant says some thing mean....
Attendant"Honey, you need a size large."
Would she go to the size 20's and not say a word?
Girl:"NO! I'LL FEEL FAT! FEEL FAT! FEEL FAT! It ain't rad to feel fat!"
And, what if her boyfriend turns her down....
Guy:"Honey, I do not find you attractive."
Would she tell him to drop dead and storm out the door?
Girl:"NO! I'LL FEEL FAT! FEEL FAT! FEEL FAT! It ain't rad to feel fat!"
And in the end aren't you glad, that people understand what makes her feel fat?
Everybody:"She feels fat! Feels fat! Feels fat! It ain't rad to feel fat!"
Girl:"Yayyyyyyy!"
A girl can feel pretty, a girl can feel smart...
Girl:"Teee.....heeee....heeee...heeee!
A girl can feel wonderful, a girl can feel fat!
Girl:"Feel fat, feel fat, feel fat. It ain't rad to feel fat!
And if Ally McBeal appears on TV.....
TV:"I need a man!"
Would she turn off the TV and read a book instead?
Girl:"NO! I'LL FEEL FAT! FEEL FAT! FEEL FAT! It ain't rad to feel fat!"
What if a store attendant says some thing mean....
Attendant"Honey, you need a size large."
Would she go to the size 20's and not say a word?
Girl:"NO! I'LL FEEL FAT! FEEL FAT! FEEL FAT! It ain't rad to feel fat!"
And, what if her boyfriend turns her down....
Guy:"Honey, I do not find you attractive."
Would she tell him to drop dead and storm out the door?
Girl:"NO! I'LL FEEL FAT! FEEL FAT! FEEL FAT! It ain't rad to feel fat!"
And in the end aren't you glad, that people understand what makes her feel fat?
Everybody:"She feels fat! Feels fat! Feels fat! It ain't rad to feel fat!"
Girl:"Yayyyyyyy!"
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